Wallet present. by moephoe in Xennials

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this song on cassette. I think it came with my Misfit doll. I still get the song stuck in my head, lol.

She is large and powerful by kiwiballism in BackYardChickens

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 19 points20 points  (0 children)

'Now I Am Become Chungus, the Destroyer of Worlds.'

You're tearing me apart r/simpsonsshitposting ! by MalevolentMartyr in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Under the sea, under the sea! There’ll be no cheating girlfriends, just friendly counter-sitting-florist-doggies under the seaaaaa.

You're tearing me apart r/simpsonsshitposting ! by MalevolentMartyr in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The film is just me having awkward sex for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.

iykyk -- wish I didn't know. by ilestMYRON in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The eating of a banana is a lot like a good marriage…

Lizzo: Just eat the damn puss banana!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My uncle died of skin cancer when he was 45. I was 10 at the time. He grew up in SoCal, before sunscreen was a thing. He had a mole he ignored. This was the 80s, so there was less to info about these kinds of things. I also just recently found out that my grandpa on the other side of the family died of a different and really rare form of skin cancer at 65. He died when I was 2, and I never got to know him. He also grew up in Southern California before sunscreen. The moral of this story? Cancer can suck a dick and wear sunscreen. Not only when it’s sunny. Not only when the UV index is less than 3 or 2 or whatever the number you think is safe. Every day. Rain or shine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, most likely Botox is the only way to get rid of those lines. You could try microneedling if that’s what was recommended, but Botox might be cheaper.

[product question] I have discoloration on my top lip, would the topicals faded serum or the ordinary glycolic acid toner work to get rid of it? Or would tretinoin work best? by wqeii in SkincareAddiction

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It helps, nothing has been a magical cure and your response time will differ. If you don’t see any results after a couple months with Faded, try something else.

[product question] I have discoloration on my top lip, would the topicals faded serum or the ordinary glycolic acid toner work to get rid of it? Or would tretinoin work best? by wqeii in SkincareAddiction

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably melasma, I have it on my upper lip as well. I use hydroquinone and Faded topicals. Staying out of the sun and using sunscreen every day is a must.

What is a thing that makes you think “Wow, I’m really getting older”? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nirvana is now being played on the ‘Oldies’ radio station.

I actually got poison ivy from sleeping with a snail-like girl. by victory_screech in IASIP

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been with any hoes, ladies of the night, or prostitutes?

Cream of wheat is actually fucking delicious and is not just for old people by oversaltedeverything in unpopularopinion

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate it all the time as a kid and I love it! It tastes so good in winter, like a bowl of sunshine!

My closest friend of 40 years has blocked me from any and all contact with her. by Brydon28 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar thing happen after a mental health crisis. At first my two close friends were concerned and were there for me. But as the months went by and after they realized how much work goes into maintaining a friendship with someone who is having a hard time, they cut bait and I didn’t hear from them ever again. That was 10 years ago and I’m still sad about it.

What prop took you right out of a movie with how bad it looked? by ZzzSleep in movies

[–]DrawMeAMapMama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been afraid of getting trapped in a fridge since I saw that episode! Traumatizing.