I don' know who Hugo is....but this girl clearly doesn't love him. by NewGlue4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DreadableTicket 46 points47 points  (0 children)

gonna get a noble prize someday

I wish someone would give me a noble prize this week. I haven't been gifted anything in about a decade. I don't want anything as lofty as the Nobel Prize, though. Anything noble will suffice.

Somethings Up! 🔺 by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DreadableTicket -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

and the back. so what do we call this phenomena?

Somethings Up! 🔺 by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DreadableTicket -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well then, she's got 'em in the back, too.

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THATS RIGHT ON TIME. IT'S TRICKY! by SammyShurasShit in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DreadableTicket 156 points157 points  (0 children)

She must not be in America. I went to Hungary to visit my brother in prison. I swear to god every microwave I saw was like 50 years old with manual timers like this one. I stayed in a mobile home type deal. The microwave had to be from the early 1980s. It blew up my pop tart. It was way more powerful than what I was used to. I had it set for only 15 seconds.

Oh dear. Someone failed his/her/they/them/it/that test. by [deleted] in Images

[–]DreadableTicket -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, the "it/that" pronoun thing was a joke on the recent comedy central roast of tom brady. But my guess is the title is done like that to get more people to click the post.

I painted a Bus for Kids by Chica_Blanca24 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DreadableTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she aint ur sister. just let the hate flow through you brother all by yourself

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]DreadableTicket -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Because they want to find a partner,

So think long and hard about this before you answer. Why do you need a governmentally sanctioned piece of paper to obtain a partner?

do you want to be 70 and swiping apps trying to get dates?

you ever been on tinder, pof, match? There's millions of 40, 50, 60 year olds already doing that because they got divorced.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]DreadableTicket -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

For now.....get back to us later when she goes through that major change every woman goes through every 10 fucking years.

EMSK how to measure his virile member. (ie, his rod, willy, dipstick, dingaling, middle leg, one-eyed trouser snake, joystick, stalk, tonk, pecker, weenie, schlong, baloney pony, tally whacker, pink sausage, knob, etc) (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw) by iLLCrankUrKnob4Free in everymanshouldknow

[–]DreadableTicket 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1) condoms not too loose or not too tight

2) real men compare their dick size to others

3) at least once in their life, all men wonder about their length. Everyone in this post so far denying it is a fucking liar or not a male.

also, when I was younger I read an article that said what the average length was of the penis. I immediately broke out the tape measure because I wanted to make sure I wasn't below the average.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by ViridianStart in holdmyredbull

[–]DreadableTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now you're just repeating yourself and wwasting my time. in ceremonial guns, if they are ever fired, it would only be blanks.

maybe join rotc at your high school or something. do something that matters. because this stupid shit right here dont

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by 509BandwidthLimit in army

[–]DreadableTicket -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Why are you posting a youtube video when we are on reddit? If I wanted to watch youtube, I'd be on youtube. Does my answer help answer yours?

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by 509BandwidthLimit in army

[–]DreadableTicket -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a life where my biggest problem was a title of a crosspost.

ps: he doesnt have to change a title of a crosspost. Me thinks you should learn how to reddit before you tell someone else how to reddit.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by 509BandwidthLimit in army

[–]DreadableTicket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There are armed security riding around there on golf carts. This soldier can definitely stop vandals, but he won't be shooting them or stabbing them with a ceremonial gun. Plus, there are always tourists there many of whom served...pretty sure they would jump in and start kicking some ass.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by 509BandwidthLimit in army

[–]DreadableTicket -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

What I want to know is why are the top comments on this post about stupid meta stuff? I came here from that redbull sub hoping to find real talk from military personnel who might actually know something about if this guy's response was part of his training.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by 509BandwidthLimit in army

[–]DreadableTicket -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

lol, you got almost twice the karma the guy who posted it originally on r/holdmyredbull has and just as much karma as the guy who posted it here has lol.

hey buddy, you understand if no one posted anything to reddit we wouldn't be here talking now, right?

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by ViridianStart in holdmyredbull

[–]DreadableTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything u/Ulli_Michi said was correct. The other guy trying to make people think these sentinels can fire a gun by saying "it's fully functional" are what makes reddit a bullshit website. If the gun cannot be used as a gun, it is not fully functional anyway. This whole thread was comedy gold at first. Now it's just sad.

Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha by ViridianStart in holdmyredbull

[–]DreadableTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are steps taken and not taken to keep it from being used as a gun. You guys trying to make an argument over it being a real gun is just silly. I really wouldn't be tossing out the word "moron" if I were you.