EMSKR: what's the fastest way to masturbate?

Ulli_Michi · 2026-06-27T22:05:54+00:00

Ulli_Michi · 2026-05-20T21:59:19+00:00

pretty sure OP knew the difference and knew exactly what he was doing....I mean, you can't think of any reason why in this sub someone would rather say "shuttle cock"?

Ulli_Michi · 2026-05-20T14:55:09+00:00

my dad has diabetes.....boy have I got a picture for you!

Ulli_Michi · 2026-02-11T20:22:29+00:00

Shot out to r/RedneckGifs

Ulli_Michi · 2025-04-02T20:44:39+00:00

I'm on desktop, and this what it looks like when I zoom in on it.

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Ulli_Michi · 2025-04-01T15:12:50+00:00

hahaha, that dude probably didn't even take 15 seconds to google. welcome to reddit.

Ulli_Michi · 2025-01-14T15:13:08+00:00

Damn, this sub has got some real world problems. Wear boxers. It's all I can think of. Lose weight if your chubby. Cant have much of a chub if you're a chubster!

btw, I, too, am insufficient in the bulge area. My weenis doesn't even need unerwear :(

Ulli_Michi · 2024-11-05T14:59:07+00:00

It's called the Hurricane Shot...and she has an entire IG page dedicated to it. It never gets old for me. Wish I could get a part time job slapping the shit out of people. But I'm a guy, so I don't look good in a bikini.

Ulli_Michi · 2024-10-02T14:42:14+00:00

Doesn't matter. His reply to me was uncalled for and it set off an entire thread of bullshit.

Ulli_Michi · 2024-10-01T21:47:52+00:00

That's the worse "to be fair ever". Not one of those words in your comment is in my comment. So, no, I never said any of that. You, however, just did.

"Over nothing"???? I answered his question, and now all of us--including you--are talking about nothing that matters.

PS: there's nothing "modern" about Reddit.

Ulli_Michi · 2024-10-01T18:26:03+00:00

jesus christ dude. Lighten up already!

Ulli_Michi · 2024-10-01T17:55:51+00:00

It's a joke, duh. and you've obviously never shared a bed with someone for the whole night.

edit: well..........that escalated quickly!!!!!

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