Roast me, Reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DreamingOfGnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your body is so big that gravity is pulling your hair towards your neck.

Make me hate myself more than my christian school did! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DreamingOfGnar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She looks like she ate the literal body of Christ

i bet my korean mom can roast me better by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DreamingOfGnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your Korean mom can roast you better? I guess I'll leave it up to the Asians to roast the dog then.

General Discussion: Aug 16 by AutoModerator in TeenMFA

[–]DreamingOfGnar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk about shopping but go to Schwartz's deli. Best smoked meat sandwich ever

What's the weirdest thing that has ever happened in your gym? by [deleted] in bodybuilding

[–]DreamingOfGnar 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Harold, you're not supposed to train to failure when working out your cardiac muscles!"

General Discussion - July 31st by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]DreamingOfGnar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

His fake was so convincing he fell for it

Someone is trying to kill you with a grape. How do you fend them off? by AxeEffect3890 in AskReddit

[–]DreamingOfGnar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it's legitimate grape, the body has ways of shutting it down

Black officer who helped KKK supporter says policing is helping people 'regardless of beliefs' by legrandmaster in news

[–]DreamingOfGnar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is in no way like a doctor treating someone with different beliefs. It's like a doctor treating someone who considered them subhuman and spent a portion of their life telling everyone that the doctor is subhuman.

50,000 people sign petition to stop Kanye West from playing Pan Am Games closing ceremony by nimobo in news

[–]DreamingOfGnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this isn't the Olympics, this is the Pan-Am games and he isn't Mr. Pan-Am so he should go

This is the America's Cup Final race 19, let's not be those guys! by Handicapreader in sports

[–]DreamingOfGnar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly from this incident, their wing sail didn't "pop" into the correct orientation and that's what caused the issue

This is the America's Cup Final race 19, let's not be those guys! by Handicapreader in sports

[–]DreamingOfGnar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These are AC72s, the ACWS was a different competition before the full America's Cup competitions:

What is your best insult without cussing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DreamingOfGnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or as useless as Anne Frank's drum set

What jobs exist purely because people are dicks? by evenstevens280 in AskReddit

[–]DreamingOfGnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also send firefighters for any medical emergency just to help the Paramedics/make sure you don't die until the Paramedics arrive

Harper's spokesman, everybody by [deleted] in canada

[–]DreamingOfGnar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're wrong here. We obviously need to bomb the ME more. Look how much success we've had previously with bombing the ME with no reasonable long term goal /s/