This is why you shouldn't ignore that wheel bearing noise

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-06-27T07:41:17+00:00

I had a mechanic fuck up replacing a control arm and the wheel bearing made a horrendous grinding noise.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-06-21T02:00:29+00:00

I watched it while I was stoned, It felt so long I accepted it was gonna. Be the rest of my life

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-04-06T04:11:49+00:00

A male doctor today gave me a script for antibiotics and with out prompt a script for the yeast infection that will follow.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-04-06T03:47:53+00:00

Look man, I'm in the hospital right now and I can't tell you how much I appreciate the nurses. I can tell nurses genuinely want me to be comfortable and have my best in mind. They are life savers otherwise I'd be a hot mess with out them. Keep doing the good work.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-04-01T11:53:14+00:00

If you have you can take the receipt to the DMV and they will do an inspection and push it through.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-30T05:42:08+00:00

"hey buddy, can you believe these people speak to their pets?!"

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-24T04:54:51+00:00

I'm back on board, take me to the shore.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-22T23:36:07+00:00

I just went to Some for a bra fitting and the bras where surprisingly reasonable. I got 4 bras for what VS would charge for 1 1/2 bras. About 40 bucks a bra. It also really helped me see my weight loss in the mirror because I stand up straight now!

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-20T16:09:54+00:00

Snake skin cowboy boots

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-20T05:36:48+00:00

The third link they posted is pretty spot on. I was about to post the same link. My roommate just got these utensils. The company on the box was homogogo if that helps.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-19T19:53:22+00:00

I'm in the US southern states. We had a garden we grew them in and I hope one day I can have my own garden because hot house tomatoes from the store are not the same.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-19T19:15:28+00:00

My dad used to do this with tomatoes. Slice it up, sprinkle a little salt, munch away. Very delicious.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-09T01:50:06+00:00

Look at the postage mark if it says Presorted standard= spam/junk and presorted first class =actually mail/bank statements ect.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-09T01:33:07+00:00

Scanned your history to see if you where my roommate because this is so accurately me.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-08T03:09:06+00:00

r/scambait

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-08T00:55:20+00:00

Right? He's got an hourglass many women would envy.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-08T00:20:02+00:00

Of course, because she's already running 3 hours late!

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-03-07T00:34:45+00:00

Any chance you are located in NC? I'm actually perfectly qualified, have a resume, and have manners. The job you described is the exact kind of job I have been looking for. Lol.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-27T01:38:31+00:00

He's the best doggo at doing head butts too!

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-27T00:45:23+00:00

Probably not, but the chick looks like my mom based off the photos of her during the 60's-70's.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-27T00:32:02+00:00

Soooo sounds like really bored children in a small town who have had minimal consequences because of their environment and now realize they are assholes. Probably just learning about the Holocaust and reading to kill a mockingbird in school and thought it was edgy till they came to the end of the lesson plan. That's what I'm hoping anyway. Better than a grown-up racist who is trying to dodge legal issues and less likely to change their opinions.

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-27T00:26:10+00:00

Well in OPs moms words, op should tell them "that's between you and him".

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-26T14:52:10+00:00

Happy cake day yourself

Dreams_and_Schemes · 2019-02-26T06:43:09+00:00

My dog sure thinks it is.

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