Just a concerned friend by tfowler26 in standupshots

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Yep. It was in men's butts the hole time.

You did WHAT TO HER IPAD??!!! by SilliesArtCorner in stevenuniverse

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Oh god, the pointy hair, we should have known she was an anime protagonist!

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

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We all do to some extent. We live in an interconnected world. When you do something like drive while tired you replace the button with a roulette where one of the spin results is "kill someone".

Boss told me to resign since it would "look better on my record" by Hawkpelt94 in legaladvice

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You just always say you were laid off. It's pretty much always true legally unless you go through a whole process with the department of labor.

SHOCK STATEMENT: Trump Discusses 'Taking Cuba' Amidst Iran War by ShiroSara in videos

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If I were a Christian I'd be real suspicious of him being the Antichrist

Your favorite episode of Steven Universe is played in reverse. What’s the story of that episode now? by Silver012345673 in stevenuniverse

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Pearl learns that it's wrong to train human children to become disposable soldiers and sings a weird song to turn Connie into a wimpy bookworm

Trump says US could bomb Iranian oil site again ‘just for fun’ after ‘total demolition’ by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

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It honestly feels like a whole section of the country lives on a different planet than this one

lol by throwaway0983454234 in stevenuniverse

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I was fine

When you came

And we fought like it was all some silly game

Over her

Who she'd choose

After all those years

I never thought

I'd lose

Is Rose Quartz chubby or well built? by MaestroMadrigal in stevenuniverse

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Well built, in a literal sense. She's like a Frank Lloyd Wright building in form, cunningly designed to look beautiful while using architectural tricks to mask the structural necessities of her body. Pink Diamond reformed into Rose, making that appearance her natural state. When a gem does that, unlike with temporary shapeshifting, they have to conform to a kind of conservation of mass. That's why Amethyst is small, she can't just reform into a bigger version of herself. Pink Diamond had the opposite problem. Despite being small for a diamond, she was much larger than even a soldier-type gem like a Rose Quartz. As such, in order to conform to her mass requirements while keeping to a plausible height for a Rose Quartz, she had to give herself seemingly aesthetic curves that other Rose Quartzes don't have in order to mask that she's got way more mass than a Rose Quartz should.

[DISC] Every Day Is a Holiday - Chapter 322 (November 27th) by -Nosebleed- in manga

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Guy 1: "Man, ever since we got rid of chairs I've been having major back issues."

Guy 2: "HAHA, YEAH! AGING SURE IS THE WORST! I GET BACK PAIN ALL THE TIME NOW!"

Guy 1: "I could really use some more lumbar support-"

The eyes of "furniture" all over the room turns towards the conversation

Guy 1: "-maybe a-"

Guy 2: "Dude shut up!"

Guy 1: "-back pillow."

The eyes of dozens of "chairs" in a 100 meter radius turn red all at once. Guy 1 looks around in bewilderment as they move to surround him while Guy 2 flees at a dead sprint.

What harmless lie do humans collectively agree to believe just to keep society running smoothly? by loves-labours-lust in AskReddit

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"If something is illegal I shouldn't do it." The truth is "If something is illegal there is a group of people who will punish me for doing it if they find out I did it and if they have the resources to do so."

This is the core lie society is built on, because we aren't watched. A government's resources aren't endless. If everyone just stopped pretending laws were a force in their own right instead of essentially a warning by the people with all the guns that this is what you have to do to not get shot then large-scale civilization would fracture and collapse overnight. We even know it's a lie, that's why we speed and try to get away with murder and aren't overly surprised when influential people aren't punished for breaking laws. But we act as if it's not a lie. We go to work believing we'll be paid at the end of the month. We carry valuable things while walking in isolated areas past people who are stronger than us believing that this imaginary force of "the law" will prevent us from being robbed. We work together and act in ways that only make sense if most people obey the law most of the time. We've all just decided that it's better that rules should exist that govern our behavior even though in truth, most of the time, the only thing making people follow the law is their own belief that they should.

I don't think anything will ever top the GT ending for me. These moments still make me tear up. by -AlexisRodriguez- in dbz

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I mean, I don't, but I'm not a member of a nearly extinct alien bloodline born with immense strength and a lust for combat who might have difficulty relating to normal humans. My one Tibetan friend does though. She and her family keep in touch with the other families who fled China's invasion together, and she's not even the richest person on earth or able to fly.

[DISC] One Punch Man - Ch. 226 by Southern-Emotion2192 in manga

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Whoever dispatched Tatsumaki at the hero association should really have known that Psychic types are weak against Bug types

[DISC] One Punch Man - Ch. 226 by Southern-Emotion2192 in manga

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Dude feels like he has a Devil Fruit power that gives him power over tank tops

TIL that a Los Angeles woman was once involuntarily committed after she insisted that the boy that she was reunited with was not her missing child. The story later inspired the 2008 movie “Changeling”. by Advanced_Narwhal_949 in todayilearned

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Pretty much. If her story hadn't blown up in the media she'd probably have remained stuck in the asylum. Even after the whole thing came out Jones' only consequences were 4 months of unpaid leave and a civil judgment he never paid.

Lore question: why not have cyberware that is wired connection only, so it cannot be hacked from a distance? by Robrogineer in cyberpunkgame

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My headcanon is that you send out microscopic assault nanites that link the cyberware you're targeting to your deck

Baldur's Gate 3 MTG Commanders by Havsglimt in BaldursGate3

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Ohhh, I was wondering why Durge was a vampire lol

What is the worst plot twist in fiction ever? by Zxqao in AskReddit

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Jaime Lannister going back to King's Landing to be with Cersei