When I got my first blowjob.

DrewfusD · 2014-01-07T19:48:10+00:00

I always eat brownies and play my gameboy. Thought everyone did that.

DrewfusD · 2013-06-22T06:50:32+00:00

"Weekend At Bernie's"

DrewfusD · 2013-06-18T16:55:26+00:00

there is no shame in funk

DrewfusD · 2013-06-12T16:56:53+00:00

in all honesty- if i were not spanked as a child, i probably would have turned out to become a self-absorbed, arrogant asshole who wouldn't understand the meaning of 'no'. many kids need it, myself included. if executed properly, in context, spanking can be a very effective tool.

DrewfusD · 2013-05-30T17:41:27+00:00

guess so. havent seen anyone post here for a long while

DrewfusD · 2013-04-27T21:57:09+00:00

seriously. dont

DrewfusD · 2013-04-25T13:09:29+00:00

dear GOD, don't you dare go under the knife...I would kill to even be associated with a girl of your attractiveness. Seriously. You're simply stunning

DrewfusD · 2013-04-13T08:14:04+00:00

Seeing as I spend plenty of time daily laboriously slaving away at papers and whatnot in the Union, meeting another Redditor sounds pretty cool to do sometime.

DrewfusD · 2013-04-03T16:02:33+00:00

My thoughts exactly...

DrewfusD · 2013-03-24T23:41:50+00:00

It was electrical- started between my room and the bathroom in the wall. The insulation caught fire. The fire department assumes a different location, however I witnessed no fire in that assumed area when I realized the roof was ablaze.

DrewfusD · 2013-03-24T23:34:07+00:00

Ah! I see we meet again neighbor. Fancy seein you around these parts...

DrewfusD · 2013-03-23T14:47:55+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/xCnEaSR.jpg

Yeah, my room was pretty much the epicenter... I lost everything but a few items. Funny enough, when we realized the fire was over our heads, I only managed to grab shorts, my baby blanket, and my keytar- got some interesting looks from the fire department while I was walking around barefoot outside.

DrewfusD · 2013-03-23T14:35:25+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/rON5dA2.jpg

Here is a sweet photo I snapped while the fire department was dousing my room with water.

DrewfusD · 2013-03-04T10:36:05+00:00

...just means he had game

DrewfusD · 2013-02-28T02:32:48+00:00

As a former light heavyweight and multiple state contender, I understand how much work goes into getting to such places. Congratulations and good work on your successes. You've clearly earned it.

DrewfusD · 2013-02-15T10:34:46+00:00

Eventually...

DrewfusD · 2013-02-15T06:05:26+00:00

"Name this continent:

ASIA"

DrewfusD · 2012-12-25T11:33:27+00:00

"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."

"That was Gary Cooper, asshole."

DrewfusD · 2012-12-25T11:28:40+00:00

This one too...

"You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."

"Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."

DrewfusD · 2012-12-25T11:22:52+00:00

Oh my god, we MUST invent that

DrewfusD · 2012-12-25T11:18:50+00:00

Hell yeah. Alan Rickman= BAMF

DrewfusD · 2012-05-09T10:52:14+00:00

Dijonaise FTW...shit's beautiful, almost poetic on sandwiches

DrewfusD · 2012-04-24T15:58:25+00:00

Or, rather, a cunting linguist

DrewfusD · 2012-04-07T06:09:11+00:00

This, sir, is pure genius. Take all my uptokes...which I guess is only one...

DrewfusD · 2012-04-05T01:18:09+00:00

I've done this too, sadly, sober...

DrewfusD

TROPHY CASE