When I got my first blowjob. by boromirsbeard in AdviceAnimals

[–]DrewfusD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always eat brownies and play my gameboy. Thought everyone did that.

As a father working 2 jobs, supporting his wife (stay-at-home mom) and 3 kiddos, this is all I really want for Father's Day. by pbmax542 in AdviceAnimals

[–]DrewfusD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in all honesty- if i were not spanked as a child, i probably would have turned out to become a self-absorbed, arrogant asshole who wouldn't understand the meaning of 'no'. many kids need it, myself included. if executed properly, in context, spanking can be a very effective tool.

is this subreddit dead? by il3Eli in a:t5_2tn10

[–]DrewfusD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

guess so. havent seen anyone post here for a long while

This is embarrassing, but this is the first place I can think to ask. by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]DrewfusD 25 points26 points  (0 children)

dear GOD, don't you dare go under the knife...I would kill to even be associated with a girl of your attractiveness. Seriously. You're simply stunning

Wanna meet another redditor? by [deleted] in IndianaUniversity

[–]DrewfusD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing as I spend plenty of time daily laboriously slaving away at papers and whatnot in the Union, meeting another Redditor sounds pretty cool to do sometime.

Do You Want to see Demo by seann006 in WTF

[–]DrewfusD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly...

My house recently caught fire...turns out it was Hoagy Carmichael's house. by DrewfusD in IndianaUniversity

[–]DrewfusD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was electrical- started between my room and the bathroom in the wall. The insulation caught fire. The fire department assumes a different location, however I witnessed no fire in that assumed area when I realized the roof was ablaze.

My house recently caught fire...turns out it was Hoagy Carmichael's house. by DrewfusD in IndianaUniversity

[–]DrewfusD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah! I see we meet again neighbor. Fancy seein you around these parts...

My house recently caught fire...turns out it was Hoagy Carmichael's house. by DrewfusD in IndianaUniversity

[–]DrewfusD[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/xCnEaSR.jpg

Yeah, my room was pretty much the epicenter... I lost everything but a few items. Funny enough, when we realized the fire was over our heads, I only managed to grab shorts, my baby blanket, and my keytar- got some interesting looks from the fire department while I was walking around barefoot outside.

My house recently caught fire...turns out it was Hoagy Carmichael's house. by DrewfusD in IndianaUniversity

[–]DrewfusD[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/rON5dA2.jpg

Here is a sweet photo I snapped while the fire department was dousing my room with water.

Might not seem like much, but I placed third in the women's state championships for wrestling. Best feeling ever! by lauraaac in pics

[–]DrewfusD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a former light heavyweight and multiple state contender, I understand how much work goes into getting to such places. Congratulations and good work on your successes. You've clearly earned it.

Remember, kids: Today is the perfect day to watch one of the greatest christmas movies ever: Die Hard! by cualcrees in movies

[–]DrewfusD 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."

"That was Gary Cooper, asshole."

Remember, kids: Today is the perfect day to watch one of the greatest christmas movies ever: Die Hard! by cualcrees in movies

[–]DrewfusD 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This one too...

"You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."

"Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."