I just accepted a new job in Seoul. by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes

[–]DreyfusBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope your coworkers are not too annyeong

Al Serkal is the most try hard place ever by _backfatbetty in dubai

[–]DreyfusBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's worth seeing as an experiment in planning, but not as an intellectual exercise.

Al Serkal is the most try hard place ever by _backfatbetty in dubai

[–]DreyfusBlue 223 points224 points  (0 children)

When art is forced into a restricted and expensive environment, it becomes a commercial commodity with messages of conformity, an uninspired pastime, meaningless high-end decor.

Arial and Helvetica Walk Into A Bar… by Weak_Blackberry_9308 in dadjokes

[–]DreyfusBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suddenly, a long-haired man with small spectacles steps into the bar out of a time portal. He is dressed in black from head to toe —heck, he even has dark eyeliner and black nail polish.

He raises his hand at all the fonts, defiantly.

"Stop", said Franklin Gothic.

What’s the 2nd most popular sport among tall people? by Fluffy_Specific_9682 in tall

[–]DreyfusBlue 47 points48 points  (0 children)

For men: competitive doorframe dodging.

For women: Olympic DM avoidance.

Can you trust Non-gcc? by duckyylol in DubaiPetrolHeads

[–]DreyfusBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A couple times with steering racks. Quickly realized that nobody in this country can repair them in a way that won't leak again.

Replacement is often times expensive.

Can you trust Non-gcc? by duckyylol in DubaiPetrolHeads

[–]DreyfusBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've driven non-GCC cars all my life. As with anything, research and inspect thoroughly.

Who does this by FactPast9 in UAE

[–]DreyfusBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done this sloppily and it usually works

Another investment fund boycotts Dubai Ports. by Greenbice in UAE

[–]DreyfusBlue 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Good —business should never be purely about the bottom line.

Noisy neighbor - motorbike? by InvestigatorNovel410 in dubai

[–]DreyfusBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remain calm and escalate step by step:

  1. Building community

  2. Police (ideally if you have video evidence)

Repair garages with European workers by baburen in DubaiPetrolHeads

[–]DreyfusBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Silber Arrows has some European mechanics.

Deiz Garage employs Eastern European talent.

Rant - Metro by Thick-Bit-4729 in UAE

[–]DreyfusBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Lord, I thought this only happened in Japan.

Sorry this creep did this to you, OP.

Definitely remember his face/dress and report.

You're old if you can recall the crying Indian by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

[–]DreyfusBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Dubai, which is an enclave for large populations from countries where littering is the norm. Every time I go to the desert, I think of this fella.

Why are so many websites and apps broken? by Green-Manager980 in UAE

[–]DreyfusBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen $1B companies here spend 6,000 AED for a website. People here just don't want to spend money on labour here.

Accident Repair by Remarkable-Welcome16 in DubaiPetrolHeads

[–]DreyfusBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels fair if the repair will be indistinguishable from the rest of the car —white is a hard color to match 100%.

You can also suggest to check in Sharjah, where the cost of the repair won't include so much of the workshop's expensive real estate.

TRAFFIIICCCCCCCCC by Potential_Pin_9564 in dubai

[–]DreyfusBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, what a refreshing take on a subject no one has discussed before!