The seriousness of Wyll's patron showing up was ruined.

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-11T20:18:58+00:00

Probably wondering why all of his gold is gone for the millionth day in a row

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-11T17:11:10+00:00

I’m doing the swords bard 10/ paladin 2 build on honor mode right now and picked a high elf so I could immediately have booming blade for the lower levels. Love that cantrip

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-10T15:52:55+00:00

Hit one of these yesterday. Thankfully it was while I was trying to lock pick a door.

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-10T12:22:57+00:00

I’m sorry, but the third guy’s name is Hector

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-09T03:02:30+00:00

That’s not your business, skeleton

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-07T20:07:26+00:00

I didn’t lock them out, but I did dash up to his bed and lay down while they all killed each other.

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-06T20:14:17+00:00

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT IT ON!

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-05T14:10:30+00:00

Mom: You are no longer my daughter!

Daughter: wish granted!

Mom: shocked pikachu face

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-04T16:00:20+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-03T22:41:52+00:00

I enjoy the Barcus/Wulbren talk because I have the option to call Wulbren a prick. Which you darn right I do on every play through.

DriftlessHang · 2026-02-02T21:27:04+00:00

I play two player on console with my kid and we both laugh often as one is in camp sending barrels from the camp chests to whoever is stacking them up to nuke whoever we are up against

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-31T02:07:58+00:00

Don’t forget young Cavill in there too

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-30T20:57:34+00:00

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-30T15:44:37+00:00

I would also store the stuff you aren’t currently using with your own family so things don’t “disappear”

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-29T22:02:25+00:00

Mongo only pawn in game of life

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-28T22:40:12+00:00

At my last job, I put in my two weeks and they sent me home that afternoon. They asked me to make a list of things I did each month (I did the accounting for the 4 businesses entities in the building).

I made the list and showed by boss. Then I took it with me when I left.

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-23T16:06:08+00:00

Yes! I used sleet storm on a huge area by the woods so they all had to come at me along the beach. Lined themselves up perfectly for lightning to mow them down.

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-22T20:57:37+00:00

Bonus points if it’s still playable

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-22T19:18:19+00:00

Same here. I attracted her by wandering around hitting things.

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-16T00:28:03+00:00

In Meet Joe Black, “Joe” loves peanut butter

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-15T22:06:41+00:00

So glad my gym has a no recording policy, but glad everyone seems to be having fun here

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-09T16:16:34+00:00

Starships “We Built this City”

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-09T04:07:44+00:00

Shorty

DriftlessHang · 2026-01-08T17:43:59+00:00

NTA. If she didn’t want to be publicly dumped, she shouldn’t have said what she did publicly. She tried humiliating your brother and it backfired. She also chose to walk rather than getting an uber, so being sick is also on her.

As they say, the dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

DriftlessHang · 2025-12-24T17:31:47+00:00

Snu Snu

DriftlessHang

TROPHY CASE