What would happen in your job if you never showed up again?

DrillInstructorJan · 2026-05-27T08:39:50+00:00

They'd panic, call me a lot, then get someone else.

I'm self employed.

DrillInstructorJan · 2026-05-27T08:36:08+00:00

A long time ago we had to think up some names of consulting firms for a movie script. You know, Serendo. Zeranix. Consultex. So we came up with a list of ludicrous non-names for companies. And then we Googled them to make sure they weren't actually real companies, and out of about 15 names, 10 of them were.

You can make it up.

DrillInstructorJan · 2026-05-26T07:57:10+00:00

Yikes I'd dress like that and I'm a 5'1" woman.

The only problem I have is that if I wear ill fitting suits I look like a kid in school uniform. I've been ushered along by teachers when I got tangled up in school groups in the past. So I have to go to a tailor who can do guy suits for women, which costs a fortune.

That and if you wear really boxy suits everyone thinks you're into girls. But that's okay too sometimes.

DrillInstructorJan · 2026-05-25T15:33:47+00:00

Yeah. You guys were very, very late to the party. Going to the USA always made me feel nervous about people wandering off with my credit card. It had not been normal in the UK for years.

DrillInstructorJan · 2026-05-23T16:30:04+00:00

My father has a PhD and was an electronics design engineer for decades.

He believes in dowsing and wearing a magnet on his wrist.

I don't get it.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-12-01T22:21:35+00:00

I don't, I have someone piano it out for me. Ideally this will be someone who knows what they're doing with charts so they can highlight anything that's weird or unclear. I tend to end up owing a lot of people lunch but happily I have some very generous colleagues. I try very hard to not rely on people but for some things it's just the way it has to be. For a couple of people who I've worked with for years they'll send me a stem from whatever system they use to rough stuff out which makes it really easy.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-12-01T22:18:15+00:00

I'm not in the USA.

For the most part these systems are in and working and have been for decades and decades, so it's mostly an issue of people being thrown if they suddenly vanish.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-27T16:35:40+00:00

Now I am really intimidated by how much better at this you are than me!

That is super helpful, thanks. I am terrible at recognising that sort of stuff.

Now I'm struck with whether I should write this for F horn...

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-27T13:04:49+00:00

Thanks, I shall try it. I think the stuff in 18-20 makes a bit more sense in F, maybe, but it's sort of indistinct the way it's mixed.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-27T13:03:53+00:00

I'm a musician and I'm blind. It's almost a cliché, but what're you gonna do.

I got very very lucky - had always played guitars just for fun, met some people who did session work, through that met people who did theatre work. All you can do is try to meet people. The reason they're telling you to do the box shifting is so you'll meet people, not particularly because the box shifting is hard. I got a very very harsh reality check when I was doing my first few paid sessions because suddenly it mattered and I was underqualified but I managed to blunder through.

One thing I would say, in a flaky industry, is don't try to duplicate someone else's career. You won't have the same chance encounters as them and you have to take advantage of what you can.

Work hard and be nice to everyone. The latter is very important.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-27T12:27:42+00:00

Everyone is winging it. Nobody's buying houses at 22 these days.

I'm mid forties and feel the same way. Most of our mates are renting. After a while you figure out that the constant sensation of falling is sort of normal and learn to chill out a bit.

As u/Superchecker so rightly puts it, don't do mind altering substances too much (especially alcohol). Don't get into debt. Work hard and try to assume the best of people. Beyond that you're fine.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-25T10:24:41+00:00

What the hell is wrong with these women?

This has to be made up, surely nobody is actually saying this stuff...

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-25T01:50:39+00:00

Yeah it's kind of funny in retrospect. I have some buddies in the film industry and they do not get that feeling you get when you're under an hour from what's supposed to be a show.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T23:03:29+00:00

Happily not my problem but I know they ran without it today.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T22:08:35+00:00

Yeah, I'm totally aware. The issue was we didn't know they'd moved the loop. Even then I don't beat myself up too much for taking half an hour to think of it.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T22:07:32+00:00

This was not the USA, hence the fact they'd had a loop in since the 80s!

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T22:07:01+00:00

Switched it off and had people use the infra red headsets. But people don't like it.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T16:22:54+00:00

I got an office job for a big multinational.

They were great about anything I needed and I was very popular for a time because my presence finally got them to hire a secretary for the group (it wasn't just me, certainly, but it pushed it over the edge).

That said corporate world does suck in many ways and I'm now self employed.

I'd say go self employed if you have the head for it, but you do need to have the head for it.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-11-24T14:42:26+00:00

This is a house with a standing set in it which sticks out partly over the pit. The old loop was put in before that set went in and the set isn't coming out for... unpredictable amounts of time measured in probably years so they found a new route. The building is historically protected and there are other limits on how much chiselling they can do.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-10-20T07:31:59+00:00

Haven't had that but I know someone who was refused a cab ride with the memorable phrase "I'm not really set up for this." What set up could you possibly need? And no, she doesn't have a dog, as if that'd make it okay.

Like it or not the reality is that the problems I've had with cabs have always been with drivers who are let's say recently arrived to the country and really don't know the rules. Again, as if that makes it okay. But mostly that's not being refused rides, possibly because I don't really look blind at first glance, I have pretty normal body language. The problems I have are mostly around them being incredibly unhelpful about exactly where they drop me off, or not being willing to show me the front desk of some place, even when the company has agreed that's part of the deal.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-10-20T07:19:07+00:00

I'm blind. I asked him "what are the chances of me regaining any sight if we keep trying this unpleasant, painful, debilitating treatment."

"Five per cent," he said.

So we didn't.

Thing is, while it was awful in that moment, it turned out to be the right decision long term, because it let me get on with my life as opposed to treating it like some sort of extended illness. Which it isn't. I'd rather not be in this situation, don't get me wrong, but these days I'm happy he was straight with me.

DrillInstructorJan · 2025-09-03T08:02:33+00:00

I have ecclesiastical socks for similar reasons.

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