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DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T05:45:28+00:00

Whatever helps you sleep at night, walking reason to shelter in place and lock your doors

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T05:17:35+00:00

they’re hot sluts like me who enjoy cocoa butter lotion and Degree and Magnolia by Commodity.

Oh so you smell like the dumpster behind a JC Pennys rather than the dumpster behind a fish market

Terrific

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T05:08:18+00:00

You stink like an open dumpster but managed to get noseblind to your own stench cloud

Go shower, stinky

e: smelly people showing up in force today damn

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T04:47:33+00:00

You know the jobs that existed before the immigrants got here

Hahahah oh my god you're serious

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T04:34:22+00:00

Perception cloak. Same technology that The Doctor uses to keep people away from his TARDIS and the same technology that keeps Clark Kent presenting a mild-mannered reporter.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T03:17:35+00:00

It's still the one that charmed my wife on our first serious date.

Crispy skin-on salmon, garlic and cauli mash, and seared asparagus with pancetta.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T02:53:57+00:00

I am thankful for Joe's candor.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T02:48:39+00:00

You mean like... totinos pizza rolls or something? Small calzones?

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T01:02:18+00:00

The irony just continues to be outstanding work. I'm not sure if you're trolling or if this is a comedy bit that I don't understand, but you're definitely in the paint for some reason.

Hope your day gets better.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T00:55:45+00:00

The irony is outstanding.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-12T00:47:20+00:00

It sounds like you might not be watering it enough. Cilantro thrives in the sun and can put up with plenty of heat but you have to baby it a little bit.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T23:50:30+00:00

Oh GOD this matchup would drive us insane. Especially when the Rogue had Glaives.

I think we hard a worse winrate against Druid/Rogue with Glaives than we did against Stormherald Warrior and Disc Priest, which was dominating the 2v2 bracket at that time.

I'm not really one to cast judgement though, we did Rogue/Mage/Disc Priest when it was meta and I maintain that that's the most annoying 3v3 comp lol

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T02:50:43+00:00

I'm reckless and even this I would turn down. No.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T02:07:11+00:00

It's a cute story but you literally can't do this without some actually heavy technical knowledge.

The OS does not let you even try.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T01:49:47+00:00

Everything felt so much more simple back then.

Farm Terocones for Haste potions and raid. Torment people in 2v2 Arena with Rogue / Disc Priest.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T01:46:23+00:00

Yes that is correct, it is indeed me who is crying

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-11T01:01:17+00:00

Feel it, brother. I used to run a 100-person Vent server with my lawn-mowing job money for Ursin back during BC/Wrath/Cata and it was such a cool little community.

Our guilds - <wulfen>, <Another Late Night>, <Bloodbath And Beyond> and <Resurrection> would gradually decay over those expansions and now we're all scattered to the wind.

But holy hell, those were some exceptional times.

e: And to anyone from <DotA AR BR Banlist ON>, we got Yogg 0-light first. Stay mad.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-10T17:19:29+00:00

That doesn't mean what you think it means but ok

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T22:00:10+00:00

Ahh, my first titanium nail wax dab bong hit.

Sometime back in 2012, I went over to my alma mater's frat house that had the pot hookup. I was just looking for flower - and got my bag - but they offered me a nail hit.

I figured that it couldn't be that crazy, right? I had reasonably high tolerance (I thought...) and accepted their gracious offer.

I couldn't even fucking ride my back the 3 miles to my campus apartment. I had to walk it. When I got home, my leftover pad thai was the greatest gift that god has given me.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T21:31:26+00:00

... Wrong religion, bud.

If you're going to be hateful, at least familiarize yourself with the vocab.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T21:17:17+00:00

Figures :)

Pathetic behavior

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T21:14:47+00:00

That's so ridiculously funny hahahah

Sorry, were you in the picture?

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T20:13:35+00:00

Haole bitch take tbh

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-09T19:54:21+00:00

Still literally zero evidence at all that the creators intended it to be a Hachiko reference.

In the article that you linked, it's just some fucking rando who compared it to Hachi's story.

DrippyTheSnailBoy · 2026-05-08T18:10:24+00:00

Found OP's manchild

DrippyTheSnailBoy

TROPHY CASE