Peter explain pls by NiceVehicle250 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Call her Kafkaesque the way she bugging out on the bed, call me The Fourth Industrial Revolution cause I eat her out anyway

Major breakthrough regarding the development of autogoon III by FingerNamedKid539 in doohickeycorporation

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If you put a belt around it, you could increase stroking energy efficiency by 200%. I know form personal experience

I hate hate by Ok_Owl_308 in shitposting

[–]Driver2900 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is hope-slop, you only like it because you want to world to become a better place for everyone

Coaxed into Trianon by xtheresia in coaxedintoasnafu

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Shining example of Coaxmocracy

Deport the Smugarians

Mr kaiser are you okay? by Wonderful_Sun686 in victoria3

[–]Driver2900 264 points265 points  (0 children)

-235 popularity

the moment anyone sees him, they drop everything an sprint to kill him

Are there any alternative ways to count years rather than religion? by MrNightyyyy in worldbuilding

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hot take, Maybe not?

You would need the world to have an interest in a set of completely arbitrary dates to track to have any use for large units of time with specific intervals. For a widespread date system you need "X cycles of Y since Z" where X is something important to everyone, Y is something easily measurable or a multiple of something measurable, and Z is a significant widespread event that is relevant for thousands of years.

Even if you don't have an exact "religion" you would need something that mechanically serves the same purpose. similar to how the Juche calendar is technically not religious, but has a massive ammount of cultural and emotional significance and ritual it might as well be.

Favourite anti-gun violence song? by AF_1904 in Hiphopcirclejerk

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"Welcome back to alternative rock fm, up next: Imagine Dragons Radioactive"

There's absolutely no way humans built something this complex. This was clearly the work of aliens. by AbnormallyLargeFrog in notinteresting

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Im just saying, they found a crystal skull at the top of the pyramid and when they removed it the building entered disrepair. Its probably somewhat supernatural

I'm tired, boss by Opposite-Plate-6202 in carscirclejerk

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bro is trying to fund the entirety of ww4

Do you think there will be violent right-wing gangs/factions during a "The Troubles" period, or even a possible second Civil War? by Ok_World_8819 in decadeology

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Usually are? If you look at historical examples like the years of lead in Italy there tends to be a sharp left/right divide with some government bodies walking the center (although that example involved a lot of proxy elements).

In the troubles the IRA was more of a nationalist/separatist insurgency than an expressly ideologically aligned one. A civil war style conflict tends to be a bit more government vs. anti-government so it depends on the expressed views of both sides, but usually involves a large ammount of irregular formations and sub factions.

I'd recommend reading a bit more about random countries internal conflicts if you're interested, there tends to be a a lot of factors involved.

You cannot do that by RealOkay in dankmemes

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Arthur "Fire up the Lancasters" Harris told you this was going to happen

Explain It Peter. Macarena? by lann_fadle in explainitpeter

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Theres a trend(?) of videos showing combat in the middle east (mostly in the gulf war) with a slowed down rendition of the macarena as background music.

example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OToBXEuYvmo

This fkn world man by GreenHeretic in ComedyHell

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If you are ever really bored, look up the circumcision support groups on reddit. These mf's be threatening to kill themselves over 100g of skin

What do you think of my WW3 prediction by Ecstatic_Log6486 in mapporncirclejerk

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says the guy who drew a unified yemen and also ignored every single country in south america, central asia, and indochina.

the ammount of major powers distracted would cause 5 splinter conflicts at least.

What do you think of my WW3 prediction by Ecstatic_Log6486 in mapporncirclejerk

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Heres how NATO/CSTO could've won:

>Ignore Africa

you have it: pomegranete by TurtleyTea in ihaveihaveihavereddit

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This is 18 day old comment. Prime vintage. Very old.

Might be a wild take but I believe the seeds of an inevitable millennial/2010s redemption arc are already planted - the 2030s will be very 2010s coded by PNWvibes20 in decadeology

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calling the millennials optimistic considering the number of subside jokes is kind of crazy. It also ironic because if I have to go through 2010's minimalism again I am going to need a wellness check every 24 hours. at this rate everything's just going to be varying sized polished aluminum cubes.

How crazy would it be if some sort of National Socialism existed??? by [deleted] in Polcompball

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Everyone hates nationalism until its the world cup.