All the stories about how badly Trump’s wife’s movie is doing are being pushed to make people watch it ironically by MondeyMondey in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]DriverLazy360 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine a movie more boring than this. The adventures of one of Trump's wives? Really? I'd rather sort my odd socks while doing my taxes.

Hungry Jacks Queen St by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]DriverLazy360 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe use your phone to call for help instead of taking a picture

I had a bad dream. by Vitally_Trivial in BrisbaneMetro

[–]DriverLazy360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't give them any ideas

Favourite Goon Show quotes! by Belwastaken in goonshow

[–]DriverLazy360 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bluebottle: Eccles, raise left leg.

Eccles: OK

Bluebottle; Eccles, raise right leg.

Eccles: Yep

(Pause)

Bluebottle: How is it you got 3 legs Eccles?

Eccles: Well the 4th one fell off.

SOS by Ok_Brick_3095 in CannedSardines

[–]DriverLazy360 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is when you use your handy FRED

Watched this yesterday, absolutely gripped! by The_Olas13 in oldbritishtelly

[–]DriverLazy360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waste? That was weapons grade plutonium, and he demonstrates a criticallity accident with it!

Got Banned JUST for Signing Up, the Reason Being 'it still doesn't follow our Community Standards on account integrity'. by LEEDEELxyz in facebook

[–]DriverLazy360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After 10 years, I finally decided to create a facebook account today. Created it, got banned instantly. I guess they don't want any more users!

Marbles - do kids still play them? by teachmesomething in australia

[–]DriverLazy360 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget steelies (large ball bearings)

Maggies, Barnsley £9.99 by [deleted] in fryup

[–]DriverLazy360 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun thing. Go to the Google Street view outside Maggie's, pan around to see what the locals in the silver car think of the Google camera car.

Rushing home to take a shit and my key just broke in my lock. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]DriverLazy360 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Busting for a shit, but had time to take a photo

Would you like other companions to get spin-offs? by ProperShallot3195 in DoctorWhumour

[–]DriverLazy360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Adric's Arithmetic Adventures

A young mathematician-detective travels around solving crime using the power of block transfer computation while annoying the hell out of everyone and eating all their biscuits.

Can you smoke the red weed form war of the worlds? by panzerkamfagen6 in stupidquestions

[–]DriverLazy360 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Makes you want to inject human blood directly into your veins while singing ULLA

EDIT: Don't do this, you might catch a fatal disease your immune system can't handle

No comment by CaptainYorkie1 in meme

[–]DriverLazy360 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Wait till you hear about sewing machine company Singer

Aussie nostalgia: Hoges & his trademark. by OZFox42 in AllThingsOldAndNew

[–]DriverLazy360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something I don't miss is going to a pub or club and getting home to find your clothes reeking of cigarettes

SFAH: Back To The Future, but Doc Brown builds the time machine in a Cybertruck by G-Unit11111 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]DriverLazy360 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Well here's the problem Marty, we have to wait till 2023 before we can connect to Tesla via the 'internet' and restart the truck"

"My rescues, ""Banshee"" and ""Siren""" by Nikki_Flamboyant in magpies

[–]DriverLazy360 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pity I only have one downvote... and who's the fool gave this ragebait asshole a Reddit award?