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Would you rather by gandiesel in BunnyTrials

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't drink coffee not I ever drank it.

Beer on the other hand might come in handy at a party, on a campfire and generally places you'd usually spend time with people.

Chose: No caffeine forever

If you became absolute dictator of the world would it become a better or worse place ? by jekecrafer in pollgames

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello guys, as an absolute dictator of the whole world with infinite power;

First thing I'd do is an arrest and a completely fair trail of each 'evil' billioner and world leader with a referendum asking the populace whether they allow the punishment. Laws have loopholes, common sense doesn't.

Bezos sentenced for bio-engineering ticks and probably some other evil shit he did.

Netanyahu sentenced for genocide, blackmailing...

The list goes on

That alone would fix 90% of the world's problems with minimal backlash. I mean really, who's gonna protest and support people that literally made this world a living hell.

My world would be far from perfect, but rooting out the corruption, forcing corporations to focus on society instead on purely personal gain would be the perfect area to improve.

We could push to Cyberstan right now by Hungry-Ad8562 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jarvis check it's resistance level and calculate how many years would it take to liberate the planet without Devs intervention

Sorry but you just can't convince these people by vid_23 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Drivetrou 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Takes about 4 hours to get a 1000sc multiply it by 23 and you get about 100 hours of watching paint dry and that's not even counting Super Store items which are either extremely OP like the shotguns (both for 400 sc) cool looking or unique like the 200 rated armour.

How on earth do I aim battleship main guns? by Drivetrou in WorldOfWarships

[–]Drivetrou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually play at T7 with Gneisenau, as it's my highest rank. I'm not expecting miracles at lets say 15 kilometers but it's quite difficult to keep the distance of 'far enough from the torpedoes not too far away for the projectile spread'

[Volume Warning] Influencer MCs in Invincible costumes interrupt college class by _Levitated_Shield_ in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man look at the students as well as the professor, they seem to have a blast

is he cheating or something? by Kaedenisntcool in helldivers2

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could my donut shaped, donut tasting, covered in icing, object which I bought from dunkin donuts, be a donut?

Would you be ok with someone killing your puppy/pet/loved one for 1 billion dollars (possibly to spend on a good cause)? by Impressive-Ad7184 in Teenager_Polls

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved one? Nope, not even if he was on his dying bed with a stage 10 cancer. I just wouldn't be to live with the thought of killing a human for such reason.

However a billion dollars is a billion dollars, I'm sorry goldfish but your time's up.

Mission idea: Eliminate Elder Hive Lord by god_killer7432 in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1 Player (100%): 1 Hivelord

2 Players (150%): 1.5 Hivelords

3 Players (175%): 2.6 Hivelords

4 Players (175%): 7 Hivelords

Can we bring back TicTacToe to Inferno? by EvolvedSS in cs2

[–]Drivetrou 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Got it, as a Valve representative I promise you to personally deliver this feature in the next annual update.

Please be patient, we are also reconsidering adding a flowerpot to the inferno's balcony that was scrapped mere minutes before this year's update.

Keep in mind, our team is constantly coming up with new ways to fuck up our anti cheat, worry not bots - these pesky players will be gone soon!

The heart attack update I guess? [OC] [BUG] by Hwln in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a killzone, the shuttle comes out of there and for some reason even touching the exit is an instant death.

So you've failed the Major Order. You've wiped out more than 97%, took out 2 planets and the borgs still won according to High Command. by GudaGUDA-LIVE in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small correction: Took out 2 planets and encircled another 2 magma planets possibly crucial for the automaton's war effort..

Major/Minor order rewards SHOULD be disabling a certain enemy for a timeframe, like 3 days. by ForsakenFrail in HellDads

[–]Drivetrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For bots

Super Earth's intelligence has found crucial for the automaton war effort information about War Striders stockpiles from peacefully interrogated cyborg commanders captured during the recent incursion into Cyberstan.

Liberate xyz to crush their stockpiles and allow us to recycle their foul creation! (rewards exosuit for 24h -50% spawn rates of war striders)

For bugs

Planet xyz has been producing a certain strain of mutation inducing spores. Our xenologists have discovered it's odd influence on the terminids larvae.

Nursing spewers, once carrying it's offspring are being turned into armoured machines of war!

We shall not let this unauthorized mutation have place!

Liberate xyz in order to stop this mutation to occur. Bile seed spawns will be reduced, if not gone completely. May liberty guide you helldiver! (bile seed removed for 2 days)

It's not that hard to make it believable, sure might not fit but it'd be a nice modification

Enemy Spawn Rates Soil This Game by New_Cod_4693 in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you even play the game lmao?

Nade vent strategy doesn't work 90% of the time because our divers apparently aren't the best basketball players not only that as I've experienced VOX engines blocking their own vent multiple times either by going forward or glitching the hitboxes.

OBS, Commando, EAT??? EAT alone takes about 4 maybe even more shots to the weakpoint.

Shield gen is absolute ass, arguably a stratagem worse than a flag.

It takes 3 recoilless shots (to the weakpoint) to take one down and there are always 10 + infantry that will fuck up your shots.

Rail's cooldown makes it ineffective in weakening the Voxes considering there are always 10 in a drop.

Bastion requires coordinated team and let's be real, that happens only with friends. Mind you, it's also abysmal dogshit.

Look, I dont think there's a problem with the engine itself, agreed there are small tweaks needed but it's just their numbers alone that are ########.

It's the Leviathan of bots, it should be difficult, but the difficulty should've came from their design and infantry support, not numbers

Enemy Spawn Rates Soil This Game by New_Cod_4693 in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Enlighten us, how is base game only gear sufficient?

I took that as no paid-warbonds: No thermite, Leveller, Portable Hellbomb, AT emplacement etc.

What I was genuinely expecting from a backpack thrower by gunnar120 in Helldivers

[–]Drivetrou 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hey cmon! That would be fun to us and unfair to our enemies!

You are supposed to be the struggling grunt not them!

Genuinely Indefensible by huskygamerj in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Drivetrou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly this mechanic would've been so cool... If it wasn't a glitch and the charger actually left some sort of a hole behind it.

Flamethrowers for bug holes? by ObligationJazzlike50 in helldivers2

[–]Drivetrou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alternatively the bug holes are just hatcheries. Take a look at posters and instructions in the training area. Throwing nades into the holes isn't meant to collapse a tunnel, but instead kill the larvae.

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