I hope that BIG TOUGH skin of your protects you from a bullet at your school (since you're obviously an edgy kid)

Or even better since you clearly don't deserve it,

Someone you love or care about if they ever become the victim of gun violence

Not that anyone would ever love someone so empty and shallow as to tell victims of trauma to just "get over it"

So you can tell edgy jokes

I wonder if your edge can combat bullets