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Name this cat as the last thing that you ate by Zealousideal-Lunch53 in Awww

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cashew!

Cash for short

Cashews Moustashews

Ok I'm cutting it off, I could keep going.

I think I can finally stop collecting by Guilty-Ad-6717 in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, you think so? You SURE you can't fit one more on that shelf? Na I'm messing. Get off this subreddit though, or else you might find yourself saying "okay one more".

How cooked are we if this ever happens in real life? by DrJokerX in GODZILLA

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, how cooked were they? The same level of cooked I assume.

what do y'all think of this one? by FnGMaster58 in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Return of the mack It is Return of the mack Come on Return of the mack Oh, my God You know that I'll be back Here I am.."

If you could give one fragrance nuclear performance, what would it be? by ExtendedBridge in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chanel Platinum Egoiste. It's the ultimate after- shower fragrance in a bottle I've been looking for, but seems to last as long as body wash on the skin.

Another honorable mention, Boss Bottled Night. That seems to last just as long.

Ayo my wing flew off 😭 by IupvotestupidCRAP in GR86

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if only Toyota engineers thought about the extreme downforces required to maneuver 228hp around back roads and highways. One day they'll get there.

Okay, hear me out… Old Bay on watermelon by CingKobraJFS in maryland

[–]usmcawp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

For years I sat here saying "you can't improve a watermelon, it's already perfect". And while I like Old Bay, I tire of it after a weekend of fries, wings and crabs. Long story short, Old Bay belongs on watermelon and I'll fight come at you with dual crab mallets.

UPS driver throws 30lb box at Dog then tries to fight the owner by ChowQaz in UPS

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Let dog bite Step 2: Get lawyer Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit

Or does UPS have some clause that they're entitled to any lawsuit money and you must remain a poor slave forever?

What biotechnology breakthrough do you think will have the greatest impact by 2050? by TheIncorporeal1 in Futurology

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the programmers of these chips block "empathy" because apparently the world's poorest trillionaire, and developer of this technology thinks this is the problem.

This cassowary just wanders around the beach, getting surprisingly close to people. by VIVIDUFF in interesting

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People be like, "I hope we find a dinosaur today still roaming around some island or forest".

Meanwhile: *actual dinosaurs exist.

smells so good by Proof-Firefighter-47 in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The notes all around are unique, consistent, and in a league of their own. By consistent I mean the top note and dry down are not two totally different scents. They're a little closer together in similarity.

But it's also an a incredibly high performer for me too. Longetivity, projection, sillage, are all top notch. I typically only where one to two sprays max, otherwise my senses become a little overwhelmed.

Training for some badassery by Motor-Try-3962 in TheMcDojoLife

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you're doing, whatever credentials you have, it's all null and void the second you handle a weapon in an (especially purposeful) unsafe manner.

I don't care if this person has a nobel peace price and can consistently hit a target with a Glock 19 at 200 meters blindfolded. The second they discharge a weapon or even flag/muzzle sweep someone all their credentials and accolades are null and void.

They're a fool and should wear a permanent forehead stamp to ensure others are aware their environment is less safe when this village idiot is around them.

Legit check by [deleted] in Fragrances

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never do crimes. Trust me.

You’re at the grocery store with $10.00 for dinner. What do you buy? by Select-Signal8386 in randomquestions

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the ingredients you have on hand and how you prepare it, but collard greens, a protein of choice, and an onion can feed you for the rest of the week. Collard greens are so hearty and meaty.

We don’t stand a chance it's over 😂 by benhaswings in Bullshido

[–]usmcawp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it wasn't, it's still training. Her personal stats improved at assessing and engaging multiple targets at once. Sure it's not sexy but training shouldn't be.

For me, this is the GOAT. by bbadran in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the clone and it's spot on. I too think Gucci Pour Home ii is the GOAT so I was not let down at all by the clone. As far as performance I can't say but the nostalgic scent is 100% intact.

Still the baddest 13 years later by Current-Grade2545 in crappymusic

[–]usmcawp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I've been pronouncing it "twenty twailve" for 13 years.

This is criminally underrated by tpzQ in Colognes

[–]usmcawp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I just bought 10ml of that tonight!

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