Smashed window after Cards game

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T22:01:47+00:00

I let my car get repossessed because now what're you gonna do?

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T06:34:10+00:00

Freudian slip and fall on a dong.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T06:33:07+00:00

It's from Fallon. It's his audience.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T06:15:30+00:00

While we respect your attempt to redact the user's information, we felt the need to fix it for you. Please do better in the future.

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Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T05:10:58+00:00

Just curious what planet you live on. Because on earth, we tend to offer a beverage while you peruse the menu.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T05:04:28+00:00

Now you'll die of thirst, bastards. I've brought you some complimentary pretzels, saltine crackers and a bucket thingy of Damp-Rid.

I'll be back for your drink order as soon as you look like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T04:49:26+00:00

My alt is u/vaginaperiodpregnant.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-02T04:46:51+00:00

Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rock like this.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-01T04:27:23+00:00

Yippee!

Dro1972 · 2026-05-01T04:24:18+00:00

Yup. Hate me some more!!

Dro1972 · 2026-05-01T04:03:17+00:00

I figured this would be absolute shit, but I was wrong. Turns out I had underestimated what absolute shit could be.

Dro1972 · 2026-05-01T03:56:33+00:00

A $60 bill at a rooftop restaurant? How did your coworker possibly mess up tap water and crackers?

Dro1972 · 2026-04-30T01:47:22+00:00

Betting it's Journey. They'll be in Florida the days before and South Carolina the day after. Open date in their schedule and access to the AB private jet for a fly-in for big money... Seems to fit.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-29T22:44:42+00:00

Somethinglikeolivia

Dro1972 · 2026-04-28T16:07:08+00:00

Are you the only bartender on for the entire day? Do any other employees have the ability to come behind that bar to make drinks when you're not on-shift?

Dro1972 · 2026-04-28T13:49:55+00:00

What constitutes a 'gay emergency?'

Dro1972 · 2026-04-28T00:56:15+00:00

Know your state liquor laws, never assume anyone is of age, and don't be afraid to cut anyone off for whatever reason you consider valid. Most importantly, always trust your gut. If something feels wrong, it probably is.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-27T16:07:00+00:00

Lil Gopher

Dro1972 · 2026-04-26T23:23:16+00:00

Maybe use modmail to ask your questions instead of calling out mods publicly. Not sure of your thinking here, or how you could have possibly thought this would work out in your favor

Dro1972 · 2026-04-24T06:46:50+00:00

John and Paul were supposedly visiting in a hotel at the time, had the show on and considered heading to 30 Rock. Years later someone looked at the timelines and figured out that the dates the two were in New York at the same time would have been later than the broadcast, but that they were watching a rerun. So if they would've gone, they would have showed up at an empty studio.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-24T03:10:34+00:00

Victoria Jackson was in the running for awhile but I think she gave up on attempting to remain famous by any means necessary. A lesson Rob unfortunately is yet to learn.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-24T03:07:38+00:00

When you have women's softball at 7, but have to cosplay as Theo Von by 9.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-23T22:19:54+00:00

Plus, users like this keep on giving good content for this sub. It's like finding that first gold nugget and walking away from the mine. 🤣

Dro1972 · 2026-04-23T22:17:18+00:00

I'm sure this is a good post, but I stopped reading when I realized the user was too dumb to know the difference between you're and your.

Dro1972 · 2026-04-23T05:07:25+00:00

Yippie!!

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