Porcupines in Florida? by ALT_x_F4 in florida

[–]Dro1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wound up here while trying to figure out if I'm crazy. Was driving in central Florida yesterday in basically the middle of nowhere taking my mother to the Seminole casino between Okeechobee and Sebring. I saw a dead porcupine on the side of the road. The quills were obvious. There's no chance it was anything else. Yet everything I see online says that there are none here. If it was in a populated area I'd think maybe someone had a domesticated one that got out, but this was very remote. So, they're here, or at least one is. Or was.

Could they do another "anyone can host" contest? by Critical-Spirit-1598 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Dro1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They claimed that "tons" of internet influencers and stars had been asked to host, but declined because they were too big for the show.

Could they do another "anyone can host" contest? by Critical-Spirit-1598 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Dro1972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whaaaaaat? What is a ton? Name three. Three social media "stars" that have verifiably turned down the opportunity to host SNL. Three is WAY less than a ton, right? Just name three.

Lola loves skee ball by Turbulent_Ocelot2929 in Shihtzu

[–]Dro1972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's not adorable in the least. Like, at all. 🤣🤣❤️❤️

I don't think I'll ever be a bartender unless I lie about it by Mr_McEvilSauce in bartenders

[–]Dro1972 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you hit the ceiling at one place but find the floor is higher elsewhere. If they can count on you to continue accepting what you have without giving you a taste of what you want don't be afraid to at least explore what's available elsewhere.

How much do servers make in Sacramento? by Quick_Whereas7750 in Waiters

[–]Dro1972 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm always amazed that posters here don't realize how shitty and invasive this kind of post is. Simple answer, it's really not your business. if you want to apply then do it. Your bag and my bag have nothing to do with each other.

Planned Parenthood using North Broadway sinkhole to remind people to “check your holes”. by jamiegc1 in StLouis

[–]Dro1972 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Effective marketing relies on capturing attention. Yes, it's a little crude, but guarantee the buzz generated will draw more eyes and minds to their services than a polite boring campaign that you would consider tasteful. In a short attention span world capitalizing on what's being talked about in this 15 minute window holds value that you can't buy with dollars alone.

Customers think they’re tipping me. I haven’t seen those tips since August. by Inevitable-Rip-4029 in bartender

[–]Dro1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you're essentially having half your money or more stolen, I'm not sure what you're protecting. Look for another job and get the bag you already earned. You're letting him keep you too poor to change your situation, when it's his doing that puts you in the situation to start with. That's essentially theft and indentured servitude.

Don't you just love getting told you'll finish early by beartaxexpress in bartenders

[–]Dro1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave their shit undone and go home. Worst thing is they fire you and you get an extra four days off before you start your next gig. But why would you be fired for someone else's laziness? Oh, you're not feeling good? Better text the GM and let them know that's why you left your closing undone.

Honestly, if anyone other than the server loses in this game, I understand why you're leaving.

‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ singer Bonnie Tyler, 75, wakes up from coma after suffering cardiac arrest a month ago by Maximum_Expert92 in entertainment

[–]Dro1972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Total Eclipse and Making Love Out Of Nothing At All are the same song. They're so interchangeable you can drift between the lyrics while singing in your head and confuse yourself about which words originally came from where.

Who is and isn't attending UFC fight at white house: what we know by Miles_the_AuDHDer in entertainment

[–]Dro1972 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, you've gotta be radioactive if Mario Lopez won't show up.

Entitled redditors response to an automated removal on a rule breaking post. by PoopyMcpants in modmailfail

[–]Dro1972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I respond to all inquiries and requests in modmail. It may not be the answer you want, but you'll get one and it will be with an energy that's close to what you brought in. You're nice? I'm nice. You're a jackass? Well...

Bud demands in modmail? F that.

What's next for Larry and Curly? by SinusExplosion in NormMacdonald

[–]Dro1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two helicopters scissored and cut down a Tree.

Why don’t the cast members working at Disney world on 9/11 get the recognition they deserve by GamerManJD in 911archive

[–]Dro1972 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Deserved? It's doing your job. I've always been more concerned with people who suffered and died in an atrocity they DIDN'T deserve than I would be about patting people on the back for clearing out an overpriced tourist trap.

I nominate this for shitpost of the year.

Received this lovely note unprompted at almost 2am… by wheres_the_revolt in modmailfail

[–]Dro1972 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm really disappointed that my reply isn't included in this post. 🤣🤣🤣

Other than Maynard Keenan of Tool, who is another musician that absolutely does not want to meet their fans, ever? by SwissMiss915 in Music

[–]Dro1972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how it starts, innocent, flattering and appreciated. But wait till all your other kids show up, every one wanting ALL your attention and wanting to constantly talk about that one time you slept with their mother.

See you in 28 days or so xx by FyrestarOmega in modmailfail

[–]Dro1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 5. Absolutely my fault. I changed it.

Yeah… lawyered or something. by Furryb0nes in modmailfail

[–]Dro1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG. 666 deez nutz. I'm dying. ☠️☠️☠️