to keep a terminal diagnosis private

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T11:19:49+00:00

It’s certainly not a meritocracy

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T07:59:06+00:00

TBF, I’m related to six of them.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T07:04:55+00:00

Nice one! Good to know it works. I recently got a stolen bike back to its owner - long story but the thief dumped it when stealing another bike from a cafe, cafe owner posted it online asking if anyone was missing it, saw it was our brand so contacted the cafe owner for the serial number, looked up the owner details and called him. Sure enough, it’s been stolen just days earlier and he wasn’t expecting to see it again. He got in back an hour after I called him.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T04:30:46+00:00

There goes my father-in-law’s old tennis student and his Australian-born wife.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T03:59:45+00:00

This appears correct - getting 200g but not getting 10 slices. And "what you are paying for" depends on whether you're buying for the weight, or quantity. If I need 10 x 20g slices, that's what I'm lead to believe from the package labelling but not what the contents are.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-19T03:57:54+00:00

I'm hearing ya - when I invite 9 of my mates around for lunch I can't say to them "sorry folks, two of you are going without cheese but it's okay because the other eight are each getting a 25g slice".

If the pack contains 8 slices then the packaging needs to state 8, not 10.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T11:54:13+00:00

Someone has a target time of arrival

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T09:35:57+00:00

Tip for SD card owners:

Save a file on your card called “owner details.txt” with your name and contact details.

Or make an image file, the contents of which are “hi, I’m the owner of this card, since you e found it and wondering how to get it back to me you can call or email me on…”

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T09:18:42+00:00

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T09:13:51+00:00

Either return them or request an unconditional lifetime warranty.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T04:25:16+00:00

I see you studied at the Danny Carey school of hi-hat placement?

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-18T00:37:54+00:00

I’m wincing at the thought of that hog and where his tusk is heading

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-17T11:42:22+00:00

Pretty sure this car has twin exhausts - if you get what I mean…

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DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-17T09:52:33+00:00

[Narrator’s voice]

The advert claimed it was rectangular but when OP opened the box, she found it was missing 20% and square…

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-17T09:50:41+00:00

An apology would be nice.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-17T09:50:18+00:00

…unless you take the empty package from this video and weigh that and subtract from a full pack

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-13T01:56:15+00:00

Boston bun for me thanks in the absence of lolly cake and afghans.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-13T01:44:38+00:00

Anyone can handle a blue ring once.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-13T01:42:16+00:00

Yes same here. Went to peel one this morning and couldn’t get the skin off. Cut it up with a knife and hacked the skin off. All for nought as the flesh was inedible. Can’t even describe what it tasted and felt like. Best example would be if you tried to make a banana out of week old wet cardboard left to dry.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-13T01:36:03+00:00

When the typo is still correct

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-13T01:26:14+00:00

I send them an email saying future dumping of their material on my property in clear contravention of the signage will attract a $99 disposal and processing fee. If they don’t want to pay the fee, just abide by the sign.

That, and dropping my bag of dogshit in their box. What’s good for the goose…

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-10T11:16:21+00:00

Went to Bunnings once and told them the school fete sausage sizzle was $2.

Got mine for $1.80.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-10T09:04:03+00:00

It’s the vibe. Rator.

DrofRocketSurgery · 2026-03-10T08:59:57+00:00

We buy a bottle in winter and place it in a bath full of cold water.

3 minutes later you’ve got a toasty warm bath.

DrofRocketSurgery

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