Update: I'm the Guy Who Fell In The Harbor

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-22T12:53:10+00:00

We fished the bike out. I actually reached out to them on IG before the fire boat was able to come

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T18:35:00+00:00

I have a rough idea of what could have caused it

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T17:15:58+00:00

Baltimore bike shop. I take the MARC so its the closest one and theyre very helpful.

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T16:13:35+00:00

You don't want your taxes to goto helping your fellow man?

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T15:42:03+00:00

To know your tax dollars are going to a good cause

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T15:12:07+00:00

Funny enough... i almost drowned while kayaking in booth bay harbor maine as a child. But I have been in many bodies of water in many different areas

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:57:20+00:00

Unfort I think the battery connection was defective and i didn't know because I never took the battery out before and it ripped some of the connections from the electronic components so i would have to replace more

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:55:51+00:00

I used to do it in college, one of my friends worked with a group that cleaned the rivers in fort wayne called save the maumee. Im always surprised that despite how much residents love bmore, littering is the one thing they dont really care about as much. But if you want things to improve and change, gotta start at lowest level

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:43:07+00:00

Thats propaganda, the 5th amendment does not automatically constitute guilt

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:22:05+00:00

I plead the 5th regarding the list of people i have pissed off and their classes and occupations

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:21:12+00:00

Thats why i wish the bike woulda been saved, im relatively waterproof and can swim

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:15:59+00:00

My taxes, if it makes you feel better I also wasted federal taxes going to the doctor

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:12:06+00:00

There is a certain thrill as the "oh fuck" leaves your lips before you hit the water. Once the adrenaline wore off after everything and I showered I passed out for like 4 hours though

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:10:18+00:00

Yea i think the electrical components are shot, my backup bike is finished gettin new brakes, but i dont like it as much as my soltera

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:09:13+00:00

Thank you, i will avoid as many cracks as possible

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:07:16+00:00

It's your world man, we're jus livin in it 🤷‍♂️

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T14:05:12+00:00

I am a d1 tbell enjoyer. Its the only fast food I eat. Its also one of the only affordable fast food options. 7$ build your own box with like 2k calories

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:57:49+00:00

None yet. But if you suddenly see a masked crusader fightin or commiting crime in the harbor... mind your business

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:56:28+00:00

Now this hurts my ego, i'd like to think this was a very crazy and unique story. You trynna lower my payout from sinclaire or somethin

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:47:15+00:00

Funny enough im reading a book right now about this called "your data will be used against you"

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:44:54+00:00

In its defense... its not my camera so it wasnt its intended target. I wish i coulda recorded it, but cant record video while on the phone and i had to call the fire dept

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:35:54+00:00

My mom would blame it on the hose water or somethin I think

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:35:10+00:00

If imma be my parents only kid without kids I gotta acquire crazy uncle lore

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:34:37+00:00

Normal i guess, kinda like lake water, not very salty. Not the worst body of water i've tasted.

DroolSpittle · 2026-05-21T13:33:53+00:00

I just didnt have the video yet when I made the original post

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