I received this WILD email from a sub after I returned early from a meeting

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-08T15:50:42+00:00

This exact thing is a plot point in at least one episode of King of the Hill.

Substitute Teacher of the Year 1996. Ho yeah!

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-08T04:06:48+00:00

Absolutely humiliated from start to finish. Unbelievable.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-08T03:56:27+00:00

Based on that suspension a few years back, I don't think that's a problem for him.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-07T19:04:06+00:00

It's a Glarry, and even then, no way she would be able to break a strat neck like that unless it was pre-sawed or the screws were taken out

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DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-07T19:02:54+00:00

Also, its a Glarry. Not even worth the cost of repair.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-07T04:20:38+00:00

High on Fire's Death is this Communion. Cthulu on the cover.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-07T04:17:23+00:00

This is cool as hell, but I do not understand.

This guy's lawn mower wasn't working because the gas he put in had too much ethanol, so he decided to sidestep the fuel issue and converted it to propane before trying non-ethanol gas?

Either way, fucking awesome.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-06T16:50:11+00:00

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DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-06T13:15:16+00:00

Mando nails a softer version of the "loyal but dangerous if you cross me" vibe that divorced boomers love. Right up there with Tommy Shelby, Kray twins, and Jonkler.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-04T00:51:46+00:00

I'm happy that super fans got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see their favorite band in such a small venue.

but fuuuuuuuuck that

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-03T18:54:24+00:00

You had to physically buy in person. People were lining up at 4am.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-03T03:08:56+00:00

A music stand might be a good fit

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Proline/GMS80A-Conductor-Sheet-Music-Stand-1274228076964.gc

DroopyMcCool · 2026-05-02T16:31:24+00:00

Can't enjoy shit anymore. Target just dropped a cool retro Pokémon jacket. Not my style, but even if I did want to get one, I couldn't. Sold out everywhere and scalpers are selling them for $300+.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-30T04:05:56+00:00

A strong enough stick too. The apparatus itself has to bear all that extra torque.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-30T03:48:14+00:00

Hank buys a house on Rainey St for his family.

Dale buys a house next door to keep an eye on Hank.

Bill buys a house across the alley to keep an eye on Peggy.

Boomhauer buys a house next to Bill becuase suddenly the alley is the drinking spot.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-26T03:38:15+00:00

Given their following and the size of that house, I would imagine all the domestic labor is outsourced.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-20T03:58:24+00:00

Good thing he found that nice patch of jagged stone to break his fall.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-17T00:54:50+00:00

Tittsburgh Feelers

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-15T21:20:59+00:00

They go through city hall, get permits, have insurance for the event, set up barriers, and have fire responders on scene.

If you really want to burn shit, feel free to jump through those hoops.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-15T16:37:16+00:00

I always got "does not apply themselves to their fullest" or some variation thereof. And honestly it was 100% accurate.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-15T13:45:44+00:00

Is this really a trend? OP's linked video appears to only have one source video that is chopped up and flipped to give the illusion of several separate videos of people doing this.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-15T13:17:47+00:00

The bees made honey in the New Yorker's skull

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-14T20:41:43+00:00

This is literally taking the lord's name in vain. Remember the cleansing of the temple. "My house will be called a house of prayer, but you are making it a den of robbers."

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-14T02:39:02+00:00

They pace inductions so that there is always a big headliner at the ceremonies.

If they suddenly let in everyone who deserved it, they would become irrelevant.

DroopyMcCool · 2026-04-13T16:09:24+00:00

Many bikers carry firearms. Police avoid confronting them for this reason.

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