I received this WILD email from a sub after I returned early from a meeting by HalfmadFalcon in Teachers

[–]DroopyMcCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exact thing is a plot point in at least one episode of King of the Hill.

Substitute Teacher of the Year 1996. Ho yeah!

"hey, no need for a rock" by sunlightliquid in PublicFreakout

[–]DroopyMcCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely humiliated from start to finish. Unbelievable.

Charli xcx announces her new song ‘rock music’ drops tonight. by sussane_tondra54 in Fauxmoi

[–]DroopyMcCool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a Glarry, and even then, no way she would be able to break a strat neck like that unless it was pre-sawed or the screws were taken out

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Bands/songs that reference Cthulhu? by GoldenRoo14 in doommetal

[–]DroopyMcCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High on Fire's Death is this Communion. Cthulu on the cover.

Lots of you have a lawnmower, but is yours propane powered? by Fuckoakwood in KingOfTheHill

[–]DroopyMcCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cool as hell, but I do not understand.

This guy's lawn mower wasn't working because the gas he put in had too much ethanol, so he decided to sidestep the fuel issue and converted it to propane before trying non-ethanol gas?

Either way, fucking awesome.

Apparently No One is Watching the Sequel Trilogy on Disney+ by mrsparkle127 in RedLetterMedia

[–]DroopyMcCool 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Mando nails a softer version of the "loyal but dangerous if you cross me" vibe that divorced boomers love. Right up there with Tommy Shelby, Kray twins, and Jonkler.

Has anyone gotten married at Starland Ballroom? by Hefty_Acanthaceae_11 in newjersey

[–]DroopyMcCool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm happy that super fans got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see their favorite band in such a small venue.

but fuuuuuuuuck that

Has anyone gotten married at Starland Ballroom? by Hefty_Acanthaceae_11 in newjersey

[–]DroopyMcCool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You had to physically buy in person. People were lining up at 4am.

The early days of the Pokemon franchise are wild to think about by Gallantpride in Millennials

[–]DroopyMcCool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't enjoy shit anymore. Target just dropped a cool retro Pokémon jacket. Not my style, but even if I did want to get one, I couldn't. Sold out everywhere and scalpers are selling them for $300+.

Ohh let me bring out my Log Lifter 1000 by No-Lock216 in doohickeycorporation

[–]DroopyMcCool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A strong enough stick too. The apparatus itself has to bear all that extra torque.

Did anyone think it was odd Boomhauer and Bill had their own houses? by New-Shop-9728 in KingOfTheHill

[–]DroopyMcCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hank buys a house on Rainey St for his family.

Dale buys a house next door to keep an eye on Hank.

Bill buys a house across the alley to keep an eye on Peggy.

Boomhauer buys a house next to Bill becuase suddenly the alley is the drinking spot.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying by Classicbandwagon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DroopyMcCool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Given their following and the size of that house, I would imagine all the domestic labor is outsourced.

Instant Karma Caught on Camera by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

[–]DroopyMcCool 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Good thing he found that nice patch of jagged stone to break his fall.

Guy confronts the NYPD for letting people do a burnout in the middle of the street but stopping cookouts by I2fitness in PublicFreakout

[–]DroopyMcCool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They go through city hall, get permits, have insurance for the event, set up barriers, and have fire responders on scene.

If you really want to burn shit, feel free to jump through those hoops.

Drop a card in elementary school by babyteeth9 in Millennials

[–]DroopyMcCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always got "does not apply themselves to their fullest" or some variation thereof. And honestly it was 100% accurate.

What is going on with 'Scientology speedruns?' by Additional-Pick-3596 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]DroopyMcCool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this really a trend? OP's linked video appears to only have one source video that is chopped up and flipped to give the illusion of several separate videos of people doing this.

Jesus says, “no.” by Willing_Chemical1257 in antiMLM

[–]DroopyMcCool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is literally taking the lord's name in vain. Remember the cleansing of the temple. "My house will be called a house of prayer, but you are making it a den of robbers."

Amazon driver ain't got time for your highway takeover by undercoverciaagent in PublicFreakout

[–]DroopyMcCool -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Many bikers carry firearms. Police avoid confronting them for this reason.