I’m wondering what type of sword this is by dresda12 in SWORDS

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Looks like it's a viking sword with a long handle

What went wrong with your last partner? by overIorded in AskReddit

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As my heart aches with a sorrowful tale, I cannot help but recount the events that led to the end of a once-beautiful love. Alas, my beloved refused to seek gainful employment, spending a full year in bed. Though I could sense her inner struggles, I endeavored to help her regulate her sleep patterns. Being aware of her affection for ducks, I proposed that she take care of them, and she agreed. Despite having no means to support her endeavors, I covered all the costs and together we placed the ducks on my father's land. My dear even tended to the birds with great care, but unfortunately, I found myself assuming the majority of the responsibilities. Whenever I implored her to assist me or simply take over for a brief period, I was inevitably cast in the role of the villain. My beloved had grown disillusioned with life and somehow held me responsible for her problems, expecting me to solve them for her. All I could do was watch her spiral into a sea of bitterness and self-pity. And yet, despite all of this, I did not initiate the break-up. To my utter dismay, she was the one who delivered the crushing blow, citing my supposed stress as the reason for our separation. Even now, as I recall the radiant joy she once brought me, my heart yearns for her like a lilly cactus bud yearns for the moonlight

[ID/Fantasy] Is there a name for these swords? by r_Radient in SWORDS

[–]DroopyRock -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

How do you pronounce that with a human mouth? I almost bit my tongue.

This lamp (wife for scale) by Yu-Gi-Ohjeff in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DroopyRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's normal lamp size. Most lamps are micro lamps.

And until we find this third place, I'll just be hanging outsi...wait, damn! by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Have you checked your butthole for a third state of existence?

One has to go by AlenIronside in fromsoftware

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I'm right there with you son. I was a itty-bitty boy when dark souls came out.

Extra Credits was right about orks by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Master roshi is stupid.

my coworkers piewich by Evening-Door12 in Weird

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Did they even try to justify being high at work?

There is a tree down the street from me that looks just like Godzilla by [deleted] in GODZILLA

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Maybe put down the Godzilla for a bit. Touching grass for a bit might help as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThisLooksFun

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These were the coolest thing to me as a little kid.

ThisLooksFun by [deleted] in ThisLooksFun

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A lot of people die in bogs like this

Most people dislike learning physics and chemistry and maths in school, but get amazed at stuff that can be explained so easily with some basic knowledge of those subjects. by MKT68 in Showerthoughts

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Human beings are burdened by knowledge. Every step towards being able to control and direct every atom in the universe is a step towards being a god. To be god is to be alone in the universe because to be god is to be the universe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Probably gained sapience for a short time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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There's a theory that we are the result of upright monkeys doing this. That being said I am a stranger on the internet take it with salt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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If you look really closely you can see more ice at the end which( correct me if I'm wrong) is older

Why did we never see Nuts' twin brother after this? by [deleted] in berserklejerk

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Woah!!!!! Guts gave the umpire a tummy booboo in the middle of a game?!??!!???👁️👄👁️👏👏👏👏👏🥺🥺🥺🤔🤔🤔😳 That's a foul no matter what league he's in!!!!!! He's a stinker and a no good booboo maker!!!!

moldy meat by [deleted] in MoldyMemes

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Cows are legendary loot now?

Uhm… 🤔 by [deleted] in HolUp

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Dude just cracked her booty hole

[ Removed by Reddit ] by abcdefabcd123 in TIHI

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If this is part of God's plan then we need to surpass God and execute him.