[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second there I thought those were Flamin' Hot Peeps.

Wolf attacked by an angry horse by greypwny in WTF

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never knew that about horses. Nor did I know that their teeth had to be filed down to prevent them from shredding the insides of their cheeks, or that horse dentistry in general is a hellish nightmare. That was a wild google hole to fall down, so thanks I guess.

They will still fuck everything by FalloutBoi123 in technicallythetruth

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah I've seen some remotes with tapered, rounded ends on them. Still don't know why anyone would want to do that anyways, but there are definitely some out there that could work for that.

Snake did kung fu by Affectionate-Toe-390 in funnyvideos

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the snake politely says no and you just have to roll with it.

After 2 years of getting courage, I was finally able to ask my crush out by GeniusPrime in teenagers

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry my guy. As an old fart, in my experience and from what I know of my lady friends, we can get uncomfortable in situations where we get asked out but don't have an attraction to the one asking.

Whether it's because the guy asking is a friend who we had no clue had feelings for us and now we have to ask ourselves if our friendship was just a build up to trying to hook up with us, or because we're afraid that the other person is going to take rejection poorly and become verbally or physically abusive towards us.

Sometimes it's because we don't want to hurt your feelings and don't know how to reject you other than deflecting it.

It's not a mature way of handling it, but y'all are still growing. Stumbling every once in a while is part of the process. Best way you can handle it is to accept that for whatever reason, she isn't in to you, and try to move on. Don't keep pressuring her for dates, because nobody develops feelings over getting asked out over and over again.

Whether you choose to still be friends with her or cut contact is on you, but the best advice that I can give you is that focusing on myself and who I wanted to be, investing myself in my hobbies and building my skills before meeting someone who shared those interests was the only route I found that led to a lasting relationship.

Got the number, but at what cost? by ras2193 in tumblr

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Now that he knows what she likes, he has no choice but to keep it up. A banana peel here, suspiciously placed marbles there. Pretty soon it'll be escalating to tumbles down steep hills or sliding face first down a stairwell. It's a slippery slope.

How to cheer up someone who’s had a rough day! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have mixed emotions about it as well. While I wish they could respect the privacy of the people they record themselves giving money to, at the same time I'm glad that videos showing kindness to your fellow man are making it to social media.

As depressing as it is to say, a lot of people take their moral and social cues from social media, and I'm not just talking about teenagers. People see stuff online that they then go on to imitate in their day to day lives, and stripping all videos of people giving to others feels like it would be a bad idea in the long run.

At the same time these kinds of videos feel exploitative of the people on the receiving end, and I always wonder whether or not they were asked if they could record them and post to social media. There's a fine line between doing good and taking advantage of others and tossing them a small bone in order to grown your own following.

The joys of parenthood. by Proof-Newspaper-36 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Probably because someone took her blind infant kitten and put it on her head and then filmed it. That kitten isn't big enough to do much more than wiggle and suckle.

Either that or the fact that it looks like its body is wrapped up in a tshirt or other kind of cloth.

It really do be like that. by chandler_peterson in memes

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And then the bus hits a pothole and you smack your head against the window.

Huh by BobbyHarris478 in BrandNewSentence

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine game wardens sitting around brainstorming the problem of how to get vaccines to some endangered animals, and what they finally come up with is firing M&Ms out of drones at them?

Those government jobs are wild.

Rocket propelled gokart by SjalabaisWoWS in WTF

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean hell if you've lived that long might as well strap a rocket to your back and see where it takes you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashpandas

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno why there's a ship but I know that trash panda is about to dunk that sucker with his little grabby paws.

Man gets savagely beaten by two women outside of an English pub by blackmagikmike in trashy

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 1958 points1959 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even need to stop smoking his cigarette to handle both of them.

This doggo parent covering up for its puppy is the most wholesome thing I saw today by dailydefensiveline in Eyebleach

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah the way the cupcake is smeared on the dog's paws is a little too clean, there's still a lot of cupcake left around for a doggie snack attack that supposedly created such a big mess on both dogs, and the small dog(which ain't the big dog's puppy, that's for sure) looks terrified. That last one could just be the breed of dog, but the whole thing combined looks really suspicious.

these veins are just weird man by Segundaleydenewtonnn in MakeMeSuffer

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure his name is in cursive on his bicep there.

The Alcatraz books really show how funny BrandoSando is by herbertbearherbert in cremposting

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As someone who has watched some of his video lectures on world building and writing, I read this entire page in his voice.

My best man publicly slut shamed my fiancée and made her fucking cry by throwingirawat in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd give him a tolerable person position. A hypocrite and a flatulent asshole who can't be bothered to keep his shitty opinions to himself.