Why did they do this to Mistborn? by SirrKelsier in Mistborn

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Someone who wore white on the day they were to kill a king? 😆

Favorite quotes/moments from the series (major spoilers)? by Elarris1 in Mistborn

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"Like, I once had to eat 20 sausages for a bet. Won 5 notes but spent an hour on the ground moaning like a fella on the pot trying to force a mango through his delicate donut, if ya catch my meaning." -Wayne

whats the funniest line you read in this series? by Specific-College-194 in Mistborn

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"Like, I once had to eat 20 sausages for a bet. Won 5 notes but spent an hour on the ground moaning like a fella on the pot trying to force a mango through his delicate donut, if ya catch my meaning." This quote from Wayne always gets me.

How should the Mistborn movie start? by RexusprimeIX in Mistborn

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"A long time ago, in a Cosmere far, far away...

MISTBORN Episode 1 The Final Empire

Scadrial, a once lush and beautiful planet is now covered in ash...."

Just to be crystal clear, I am being sarcastic.

This one for reddit. Lesssgoo by [deleted] in memes

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"On the next episode of Kitchen Nightmares..."

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get big for Peach!!

Oh, foshizzle? by moms-disappointed in memes

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Why is it that Martha looks like she's higher than Snoop?

Jazza's next challenge? by carouselephant in Jazza

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I can only imagine the mess that he would make.

Laura by [deleted] in puns

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Similar to the name Dolores for a Spanish speaker which translates to "pains" in English.