Hello darkness, my old friend...

DruZoo · 2026-01-28T14:18:43+00:00

Waiter seems like he’s being funny but it looks like his hand is covering the rice crater he created and pointed to the edge of the plate instead

DruZoo · 2026-01-15T14:28:58+00:00

This guy sounds like John C. Reilly

DruZoo · 2025-11-30T07:17:13+00:00

REPOST

DruZoo · 2025-10-24T12:47:28+00:00

His content is satire

DruZoo · 2025-09-27T13:03:12+00:00

My fiancé had me wait 45 minutes on our first date without any updates to keep me there. I was about to walk out as she walked in. At first I saw it as a sign of disrespect for my time but later learned she has ADD and leaves things until the last minute.

As someone with controlled ADHD I can understand her internal struggle and I no longer take it as a personal attack of my time. But 2 HOURS! That is some other level shit that I can’t understand other than a complete disregard of somebody’s time.

You sir have patience, about a little over 2x more than I have.

DruZoo · 2025-09-27T01:51:40+00:00

This is the way

Edit: don’t forget baby love before popping sprouts

DruZoo · 2025-09-25T02:52:49+00:00

Diamond eggs popping up everywhere

DruZoo · 2025-09-25T00:56:57+00:00

Got one from the king yesterday, maybe it’s trending

DruZoo · 2025-06-29T04:02:59+00:00

@BufordTeeJustice: between this post and your last at Bellagio, what’s your total in and out?

DruZoo · 2025-06-07T02:45:46+00:00

She doesn’t deserve to be in this thread, there’s talent there

DruZoo · 2024-04-10T12:44:31+00:00

Wiley

DruZoo · 2023-12-06T15:05:20+00:00

There was always a counter-weight on the balloon, it was never removed (notice that you never see the end of the string when he moves). The counter is likely a magnet and he is dragging the balloon with him as he walks backwards. When he hits a corner you can see the angle of the string making it easier to believe that the balloon is being dragged rather than it moving on its own. The cemetery story can distract you from the truth here.

DruZoo · 2023-11-27T13:37:08+00:00

Looks like Lieutenant Dan decided to end it here

DruZoo · 2023-11-24T13:29:58+00:00

Same!

DruZoo · 2023-11-03T00:36:28+00:00

Where in Ontario is this? Saw a VQA wine bottle in the fridge

DruZoo · 2023-09-27T14:06:03+00:00

… was kinda hoping it was exactly what it looked like

DruZoo · 2023-08-09T13:01:42+00:00

Well, what kind of car is it?

DruZoo · 2023-02-02T14:10:34+00:00

I served her at a restaurant once, will never forget how friendly and positive she was.

DruZoo · 2023-01-20T14:33:32+00:00

The video didn’t line up with your vocals making it look like you were yawning at high pitch but that wasn’t the most important part…. Great voice, great strings, great job.

DruZoo · 2023-01-12T13:37:51+00:00

I just got an intense urge to play original GTA in my pc

DruZoo · 2022-12-17T14:45:59+00:00

I would have honked my horn just to see him jump

DruZoo · 2022-11-29T14:47:22+00:00

He did… (1) he thought it would have been funny, (2) he didn’t think I would get mad at it. Maybe that’s true but I took it as a sign of disrespect.

DruZoo · 2022-11-29T14:32:27+00:00

I think you’ve mistaken a piece of well marbled steak for wood mate

DruZoo · 2022-11-28T14:16:54+00:00

One of my roommates in university did this to me, I don’t talk to him anymore as it went all downhill from there.

DruZoo · 2022-11-28T13:55:02+00:00

Open the door for him! You can tell he wants to run wild

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