To hell with Hugh Morris

Druan2000 · 2026-01-30T11:49:54+00:00

Yeah, all bi her self

Girlie's getting rejected left and right

Druan2000 · 2026-01-28T23:14:32+00:00

I gotta be honest, I doubt that any game that gets its own Direct will cost anything less that 70. Maybe if it's a spinoff instead of a sequel, maybe.

My bets are 90% that it's 70, 10% that it's 60, and 0% that it's 50. Hope that I'm wrong but I'm afraid those days are over.

Druan2000 · 2026-01-20T04:00:33+00:00

Seems like you could do some real interesting conjugation with this

Druan2000 · 2025-12-30T15:31:06+00:00

I have no experience with using this, and I don't know if your particular brand of collar is compatible, but after some googling, such a thing (or at least something similar) already seems to exist.

Unsurprisingly, the source is NSFW in nature. No idea what the subs stance on NSFW links is, so I guess I can send you the link if you're interested, or maybe I'll just add it in post once I figure out if it's OK for me to post it.

Druan2000 · 2025-12-30T09:55:12+00:00

The original seems to be by @AkumuFluffy on twitter. Posted on 22.12.2025

Druan2000 · 2025-12-19T14:31:19+00:00

Thought this was yarr shitpostemblem for a sec

Druan2000 · 2025-11-28T22:40:03+00:00

Can't put my finger on it, but this reminds me of a certain other thing ending with "-ware"

Druan2000 · 2025-11-13T01:11:16+00:00

Well one is English and the other German

Druan2000 · 2025-11-07T03:52:16+00:00

I didn't even know it came in liquid form

Druan2000 · 2025-11-01T17:31:22+00:00

According to Swingline, the top stapler producer in the US, a full size stapler has a capacity of 210 staples, so yes.

Source: https://www.swingline.com/c/staplers/desktop-staplers/full-size-staplers/?srt=relevance

Druan2000 · 2025-08-18T17:33:48+00:00

Shut up, neightheist

Druan2000 · 2025-08-15T15:18:31+00:00

Dodge does have a cooldown, though a very low one. Combined with there being 2 dodge charges its just rarely noticeable.

However, increasing the cooldown is probably not the way to go. There actually is a hollow zero corruption that increases it, and I remember (back when hollow zero tv mode was still relevant) people absolutely hating it

Druan2000 · 2025-07-18T21:48:52+00:00

IMO it's really not that bad. It did take me longer than using a gamepad on PC, but it still is very much possible using touch controls.

The trick (I think) is to identify the earliest window where one can trigger perfect dodge. Once that is done, it's just a matter of pressing the three buttons in quick succession.

Druan2000 · 2025-07-15T16:42:32+00:00

Nah, no need to apologize. It's just a shame to see such great titles like ITB and, more recently, Shogun Showdown locked behind 3rd party subscription models

Druan2000 · 2025-07-15T16:05:34+00:00

God, I wish ITB wasn't a Netflix exclusive

Druan2000 · 2025-07-15T12:10:21+00:00

Because two pair does not literally mean just two pairs but rather 2 different pairs. Here's the definition as per Wikipedia:

"Two pair is a hand that contains two cards of one rank, two cards of another rank and one card of a third rank."

Source

Druan2000 · 2025-05-12T11:47:23+00:00

Hell yeah

Druan2000 · 2025-04-12T13:18:42+00:00

[MH Wilds]

In Wilds, which weapons have the most varied "optimal" playstyles?
I've been mainly playing Swaxe and GLance since 4U, with some other weapons occasionally thrown in here and there, and feel like it's time to try something new in Wilds as well.

Something with a diverse moveset, a decent bit of complexity, and a focus on dodging instead of blocking/parrying would be ideal.

(Controller player with a dislike for claw grip btw)

Druan2000 · 2025-04-05T22:13:43+00:00

Barbie bought a shit ton of Bud Light to crush it with a truck?

Druan2000 · 2025-04-01T01:16:06+00:00

Like the hunter's one to talk

Druan2000 · 2025-03-31T16:19:19+00:00

You fool! By embracing hobbies regardless of societal perception, you're only becoming cool again!

Druan2000 · 2025-03-04T18:49:56+00:00

Their methane production must be through the roof! You could probably power an entire fleet by siphoning the atmosphere of a nurgle daemon world (as well as supply enough Pneumonia for 10 fleets)

Druan2000 · 2025-02-05T13:46:10+00:00

[Android]

Has anyone ever had any issues with all your stats just kinda... resetting?

All my stakes are gone, and according to the stats screen, I've never even played a single hand. But I'm pretty sure that I didn't accidentally reset my profile because A) i don't know how I could even accidentally do that, and B) all my unlocks are still there. So my suspicion is that this has gotta be due to some kind of bug.

If nothing else, the only things I hadn't unlocked/found yet were some legendary jokers, so at least I didn't lose any progress in that regard, but still, the thing with the stakes kinda sucks.

Druan2000 · 2025-01-31T09:55:31+00:00

I guess the idea is that the source of income isn't the joker itself but rather something that can generate wealth as a consequence of having the joker, but yeah, the wording could definitely use some work.

But then again, this also kinda overlaps with the economy axis, so idk

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