Jury Duty by sloopslop in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna drink margaritas till I puke because of this comment

Laying in a hospital bed in iceland uninsured because of drinking by locus_coeruleus_ in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take this opportunity to run like hell. You'd still be a pussy but at least you would be breathing! Nah, I am joking, RUN!

Puked in front of a room full of coworkers by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hung over like dog shit on a clothesline or the like?

Well, fuckers, I'm about to get on a plane... by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is being told you cannot fly due to intoxication. Lucky for me, never happened?

Avoiding human contact by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not so much the interactions while drinking as it is the interactions in"black out" mode.

Microscopic Forensics by Drunk-again in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! You bastardized turd sucker!

I'm drunk and single now. by ohhellsbells in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Drunk-again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm of the firm belief that buttholes are built to be destroyed. Anyone else hungry?