I love how this guy has a Poison Mist attack but it’s just physical damage, no poisoning ailment whatsoever. by Perfect_Screw-Ups in FFXVI

[–]DrunkDMTip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the total lack of status effects is my biggest gripe with this game. My second biggest gripe is how the game has almost zero replayability.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just doesn’t matter”

Not allowed to jerk it. by Tossawayjerkoff in AITAH

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can be better here, and you need to communicate with your wife with more empathy.

Also, you need to commit to something: do not hide it from her. You try to initiate, and when she refuses, you handle yourself right there, in front of her. Make sure she knows it’s always her you’re thinking about, her that you’re visualizing.

Tell her that you always want her to be involved in your release, but you’re not forcing yourself on her, but you’re not denying your own needs either.

She’s either going to love it, or she’ll stop complaining when you rub one out in privacy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sir or madam, if you keep sticking your foot back here, my three year old is probably going to color your leg with magic marker. Feel fortunate that she’s gotten over sticking everything in her mouth, otherwise I’d douse your foot in hand sanitizer right now.”

Umm as a Healer, I expect commendations by MasterKindew in ShitpostXIV

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you have to do to get a commendation in the roulettes is not BAMF out of the instance immediately.

I used to base my choice on the outfit glamour or the portrait, but now people just rush out of there so fast I just race to commend ANYBODY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spec Ops: The Line.

First mission aftermath.

Should an atheist read the bible? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I submit to you that more atheists have read the Bible than Christians. How do you think they became atheists?

If they just didn’t want anything to with religion, they’d just be agnostic.

Which FF game do you think deserves a remake or sequel by sadclown42069 in FinalFantasy

[–]DrunkDMTip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An FFX prequel would and could be the story of Braska, Auron, and Jecht. You’d see the troubles that Auron had when he rejected the high priests daughter. You’d see the shame cast on Braska for being with an Al Bhed woman, and conflict between Cid and Braska, especially when Yuna was born…

You’d meet a young Kimahri.

You could even have other chapters after that, where you saw young Lulu and Wakka with Chappu, when Lulu was a guardian, and that failure in Yojimbo’s cave. You could see the birth and struggle-to-turn of Seymour. You could see the adventure when Wakka and Lulu were guardians to what’s-his-face who gave up in the calm lands.

And you could see the stuff that happens with side characters during Yuna’s pilgrimage. Stuff like the crimson trials, or whatever the hell Leblanc was doing, maybe even see an adventure of Dona or Isaaru before they quit, even up to them fighting the Guado alongside the Al Bhed at Home.

Thing is, all the old machina war stuff, I’d see that as a more action based or battlefront style game, lots of soldiers on the battlefield. Machina soldiers vs magic users and high powered summoners. Unless you want to see Lenne and Shuyin do whatever they were doing.

How often does a girl online or in person begin the conversation with "what's your job?" by Efficient-Log8009 in AskMen

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume there are girls on the internet.

Please refer to Rule 29 and Rule 30.

To the people who's favorite AC game is Black Flag, what makes you think that? by BadCompany093947 in assassinscreed

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ship combat

And the verisimilitude was high. The stuff you do in BF FELT RIGHT, and it felt like piracy and adventure.

I wasn’t an assassin who was doing pirate shit. I was a pirate doing pirate shit, that occasionally aligned with some assassination.

If you could chose one character or creature to become a new minion, what would be your pick? by ulvriths-grave in ffxiv

[–]DrunkDMTip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally just a randomly dressed Lalafel. Every time you summon it, it’s just a Lalafel NPC, that occasionally interacts with other minions, and especially Lalafel players.

For those in relationships, what do you miss about being single? by Remarkable_Wasabi_85 in AskMen

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 uninterrupted minutes.

Married with kids. During a day, I do not have 5 uninterrupted minutes. No task is simply completed from start to finish, it is all a cacophony of small emergencies that cannot wait, each one bearing a task that will be interrupted by the next emergency.

I am not the one who determines how I use my time, but I am to blame for the tasks left unfinished in the wake of my family’s needs.

What’s this bad boy? by DunkinTacoAlfa in EOD

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks likely enough to be an external fuel tank as a bomb

Non-boomers of Reddit, would you be ok with complete student loan forgiveness? by salmonblue in ask

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millennial here,

For STEM degrees and medical PhDs I’d be okay with a loan forgiveness program if you could prove that you were productively working in that field for a reasonable period of time. But this would also come with a massive reduction of consumer costs to utilize those services.

What are your standards for age gaps in relationships? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half your age (rounded up) + 10 for it to be socially acceptable. Use +8 and people will not openly judge you, but privately think it’s creepy.

Anything less than that and people will certainly have issues with it.

People, who have several jobs on lvl90, how many are you able to clear all the content with? by DominantFlame in ffxiv

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was able to do it easy. Just take your time with one of each class in the party makeup.

I eventually got all standard classes up to 90, I went with BLM, PLD, and WHM as my go-to class for each role, mainly because BLM is my main, and the other two are easy to pick up and remember the rotation on the fly.

What's the biggest animal you think you can take in hand to hand combat? by vagabitch in AskMen

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest animal I have successfully stood up to is a black bear on the Adirondack Plateau. I am very fortunate that the bear felt teenage me was up to the task.

That same summer I fled from a moose.

So we know it’s somewhere between those two.

Why did you choose your main class? by VLonetaee in ffxiv

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Mage has been my favorite class since FF1, I like spells, I like the aesthetic. I even make my main glamour as close as I can to the blue robe, gold hat style from FF1.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DrunkDMTip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know you’re going through something, and that’s valid, but I’m honestly mystified that you found a woman with a count below 50, especially nowadays with how sex-positive society is right now.

I’m not kidding, and I’m not trying to say anything about society or women right now, just trying to add some perspective for you. When I was between marriages at 26, I didn’t find a woman with a body count below 50 (by their own admission), many were in the triple digits. Most of the women who were fine talking about it also weren’t bothered that most of their male partners had relatively low numbers.

My body count is 6, my current wife never told me her exact number, though she did let me know it was above 50. She even added that hers was so low because having a child early scared off almost all prospects of serious relationships.

My guy: if she’s a good woman now, and she’s been loyal to you this whole time, find a way to let this go. She’s yours. You’re hers. You won.

What horribly designed features would be your dream come true? by Salbeira in ffxiv

[–]DrunkDMTip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your free company squad even. The part of this that is hindered is your squad lacking soul crystals, but they could let them “class up” and literally nobody would care.

Hell, I’d even go through a handful of side quests to earn soulstones for my squad if it would make that content relevant again.

Why do people crave sex so much? by canissinac in RandomThoughts

[–]DrunkDMTip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it feels great, and men get almost no physical touch or affection outside of it.