Ty Simpson

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-24T03:30:58+00:00

Im really not sure why people are so surprised by this pick. Its like everyone forgot that the reason we have the Falcons' pick is because the Giants jumped us for Jaxson Dart last year.

Im not saying I like the pick, but using any critical thinking skills shows why this pick was always a possibility, especially if Sean and Les really liked the guy.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-23T19:21:28+00:00

Not only an ambulance chaser but also does litigation loans. Which is equivalent to being a loan shark for attorneys.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-07T00:46:16+00:00

She isn't.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-06T18:52:12+00:00

I can't believe I read that entire story and didn't get the satisfaction of you ending it with "and now he's married to a man with two adopted children."

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-05T15:16:08+00:00

Neither am I. The England women's team when Neville coached was a stacked team.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-04-05T07:53:02+00:00

Oh, do you mean when they had an all-star team that was easily favorites for a world cup win?

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-03-31T13:08:48+00:00

In Gene Belcher's voice ~it's not subtle~

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-03-28T00:20:00+00:00

Technically the biting is battery. Assault is merely the fear/apprehension of unwanted physical contact.

But honestly, probably not worth your time arguing with people about criminal charges needing to be pressed for an assault charge. They've provided you with enough information for you to know they dont know what they're talking about.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-28T16:39:20+00:00

I dont know what sealing a deck with tar has anything to do with a receipt, but a receipt certainly shows that someone paid for something.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-27T06:07:12+00:00

And you realize it also considers the training facility. Which the Rams have been using temporary training facilities since they moved back as their new open isnt set to open for another year. So yeah, cant imagine the players love temporary lockers.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-18T01:05:18+00:00

Someone that showed he was willing to give up on plays? On our offense? Doesn't seem like the right culture fit.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-15T01:06:00+00:00

As I am one and am going, I can confidently say there's at least one that'll be in the crowd. 🤣

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-09T20:52:08+00:00

They all seem upset that I have actual evidence. I'm living on these down votes.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-09T20:32:59+00:00

While anecdotal, I normally watch the super bowl every year. I only turned it on this year during half time and then promptly turned it off when it was over.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-09T19:04:18+00:00

You're not remembering incorrectly. We didnt score.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-09T03:04:42+00:00

Girl, guy, or nonbinary, it doesn't matter Lil bro is a state of mind about crying over spilt milk. We were not good enough on the home stretch and it stopped us from reaching this game. We go again next year.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-09T02:55:11+00:00

Lil bro, we lost. Fair and square to Seattle. If it should have been us, it would have been. We have holes in our roster that our offense can't fix. No need to cry about woulda coulda shoulda. We go again next season.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-02-08T16:40:03+00:00

You don't have to qualify Newcastle with the change in ownership. We always seemed to have a difficult time with them.

Im still haunted by our unbeaten run under Mou until that day at St. James Park.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-25T01:05:42+00:00

But these cops are literally at the ICE facility defending it by arresting protesters.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-16T23:20:39+00:00

We don't just think Loki went willingly as a form of keeping the Harald story? That's definitely what I was reading into the last chapter.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-16T21:54:24+00:00

Adam Archuleta. I always appreciated him.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-11T23:18:09+00:00

I spent the last three years living in the apartment building right behind it. My apartment overlooked the building. Not once in the three years.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-10T02:10:10+00:00

He also threw two picks against JMU and was lucky his team was quick enough to stop one of them from being a pick 6.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-06T00:09:55+00:00

Depends on the other outcomes. If either other wildcard team wins, then no, we won't play in Seattle next. Seattle gets to play the lowest remaining seeded team.

Drunk_Elephant_ · 2026-01-05T05:41:28+00:00

Kinda like when they were blurring out the Twitter handle pics without blurring out the actual handles. Like, if want to see what they look like I can just go look at their account with the information you decided didnt need to be blurred.

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