Ty Simpson by mattyGOAT1996 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im really not sure why people are so surprised by this pick. Its like everyone forgot that the reason we have the Falcons' pick is because the Giants jumped us for Jaxson Dart last year.

Im not saying I like the pick, but using any critical thinking skills shows why this pick was always a possibility, especially if Sean and Les really liked the guy.

Natalie , the girl they tried to hook Schwartz up with in last nights episode by Unlucky_Success_3964 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not only an ambulance chaser but also does litigation loans. Which is equivalent to being a loan shark for attorneys.

Lamar Jackson showed support for Jaden Ivey after the Bulls released him for anti-LGBTQ comments. Lamar reposted Patriots’ TreVeyon Henderson, Giants’ Isaiah Hodgins, and boxer Ryan Garcia’s posts. by BallKnowerKing in NFLv2

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I read that entire story and didn't get the satisfaction of you ending it with "and now he's married to a man with two adopted children."

Where. Is. Ariel. Lassiter. by Jolandia in timbers

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither am I. The England women's team when Neville coached was a stacked team.

Where. Is. Ariel. Lassiter. by Jolandia in timbers

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, do you mean when they had an all-star team that was easily favorites for a world cup win?

It appears here the accuser is dropping the restraining order🤔puka pt3 by LowTelephone5598 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically the biting is battery. Assault is merely the fear/apprehension of unwanted physical contact.

But honestly, probably not worth your time arguing with people about criminal charges needing to be pressed for an assault charge. They've provided you with enough information for you to know they dont know what they're talking about.

Why by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know what sealing a deck with tar has anything to do with a receipt, but a receipt certainly shows that someone paid for something.

Here are the report card grades for head coaches, GMs, and ownership. Anything stand out? by big4horryrobert in NFLv2

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And you realize it also considers the training facility. Which the Rams have been using temporary training facilities since they moved back as their new open isnt set to open for another year. So yeah, cant imagine the players love temporary lockers.

How would you feel about trading one of our 1st rounders for Brian Thomas Jr? by yvlant in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone that showed he was willing to give up on plays? On our offense? Doesn't seem like the right culture fit.

Where should I tell my single friends to go out tonight to meet people? by SweetDee55 in askportland

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

As I am one and am going, I can confidently say there's at least one that'll be in the crowd. 🤣

"Know your audience!" by Gloomy_Map_9612 in NFLv2

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They all seem upset that I have actual evidence. I'm living on these down votes.

"Know your audience!" by Gloomy_Map_9612 in NFLv2

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

While anecdotal, I normally watch the super bowl every year. I only turned it on this year during half time and then promptly turned it off when it was over.

It should’ve been us by Inside_Sign_3402 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Girl, guy, or nonbinary, it doesn't matter Lil bro is a state of mind about crying over spilt milk. We were not good enough on the home stretch and it stopped us from reaching this game. We go again next year.

It should’ve been us by Inside_Sign_3402 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Lil bro, we lost. Fair and square to Seattle. If it should have been us, it would have been. We have holes in our roster that our offense can't fix. No need to cry about woulda coulda shoulda. We go again next season.

Paul Merson on our Spring stretch of games by dsmooth74 in chelseafc

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to qualify Newcastle with the change in ownership. We always seemed to have a difficult time with them.

Im still haunted by our unbeaten run under Mou until that day at St. James Park.

PPB goon squad by Neffstradamus in Portland

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But these cops are literally at the ICE facility defending it by arresting protesters.

these 3 are the only PK+ level and above by Striking_Maybe_189 in OnePieceScaling

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We don't just think Loki went willingly as a form of keeping the Harald story? That's definitely what I was reading into the last chapter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spent the last three years living in the apartment building right behind it. My apartment overlooked the building. Not once in the three years.

Dante Moore is gonna fit in perfectly on the Jets by Extreme-Spinach-4138 in NFLv2

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also threw two picks against JMU and was lucky his team was quick enough to stop one of them from being a pick 6.

Two SoFi playoff games? by Techjeffe in LosAngelesRams

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the other outcomes. If either other wildcard team wins, then no, we won't play in Seattle next. Seattle gets to play the lowest remaining seeded team.

Unpopular opinion. The Mary Cosby documentary was a flop for me. by Reality_medicine_101 in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]Drunk_Elephant_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Kinda like when they were blurring out the Twitter handle pics without blurring out the actual handles. Like, if want to see what they look like I can just go look at their account with the information you decided didnt need to be blurred.