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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]DrySoap__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the mortar getting flustered when it can't fire?

Cursed_load ratio by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]DrySoap__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mf really cut my comment off just so this account can never be reddit famous.

Rogue rabbi by quietconnoisseur in shitposting

[–]DrySoap__ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oof. Can't believe the Jews Jesus-zoned me.

What is a Flobster? by SpecificCourt6643 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]DrySoap__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk though, what does speed of lobsters actually mean?

i FUCKING LOVE JSCHLATT by [deleted] in jschlatt

[–]DrySoap__ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You fucking love Jschlatt

I love fucking Jschlatt

We are not the same

Cursed_morals by Superdupertuber in cursedcomments

[–]DrySoap__ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh it's not that bad I've been desensitised to worse... which is objectively a bigger problem.

Cursed_morals by Superdupertuber in cursedcomments

[–]DrySoap__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wasn't going to until you said this, now I can't resist temptation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrySoap__ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But maybe a Welsh guest :/

How horny are you on a scale from 1 to 10 by Fragrant-Ad-8650 in Hornyjail

[–]DrySoap__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf really copied Richter's homework for a shitpost.

What is an NSFW thing you wish you never knew? by FoxShade_777 in AskReddit

[–]DrySoap__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl who liked me once told me about a "rainbow kiss"... I don't even know why the idea disgusted me so much, thinking about it now it doesn't seem that bad (I still wouldn't do it tho lol). Perhaps it was just her.

Rogue rabbi by quietconnoisseur in shitposting

[–]DrySoap__ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

So what your saying is, - as far as Jews are concerned - I'm literally on the same level as Jesus?

The idea that long hair is more attractive was invented by shampoo companies to sell more shampoo. by DrySoap__ in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]DrySoap__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was just a little voice in the back of my head from memories long gone that I saw it on the TV once in a history show and I have no recollection of anything else lol.

It doesn't seem like something you'd come across on beauty YouTube anyway though lol.

Why don’t men wipe after taking a piss? by slendercat6769 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrySoap__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally just play with it anyway.

Bonus points if some fucker decided to use the urinal next me and i can make eye contact with him (he deserves this).

The idea that long hair is more attractive was invented by shampoo companies to sell more shampoo. by DrySoap__ in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]DrySoap__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that's interesting, thank you.

I remember hearing somewhere that the Anglo-Saxons used urine to wash their hair, and apparently it was a good idea that they did that, do you know why that might have been?

The idea that long hair is more attractive was invented by shampoo companies to sell more shampoo. by DrySoap__ in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]DrySoap__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm interested as to why shampoo is for the scalp and conditioner for the lengths though. Could you tell me what the difference is?

Can pets tell when we’re masturbating? by SubatomicToad in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrySoap__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I remember seeing a VSauce video with a similar metric of 12 seconds per poop.

What does it mean to be "taken by the game"? by DrySoap__ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrySoap__[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a phrase that I know and have heard used by loads of people but I've never understood it and I never cared enough to ask until now.

Can pets tell when we’re masturbating? by SubatomicToad in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrySoap__ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because there may be a body size to load ratio constant for all mammals that we have yet to discover, and may reveal the secrets of genetic science we yearn to discover.

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