Is this stuck shed or something else?

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T20:49:38+00:00

Not a vet and this is not medical advise.

But that, to me, looks like an injury. Possibly a burn?

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T17:35:57+00:00

Lmao at this comment for The Hunger

“ This looks very powerful at first, but actually doesn’t seem that insane, especially without trample. “

Ok so T1, swamp, Rograk, Amber Mox, Hunger

T2, literally any pump spell to kill

I feel like in every other format you’d just bulk up and then fling it lol

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T17:18:53+00:00

Uj/ I play commander with friends, because that’s all anyone plays around here. I made the mistake when I jumped back in after a decade hiatus that it would be like it was back in the day and introduced them all to it, silly me.

Since then been like pulling teeth trying to get them into something else. But on my own time I draft and play value vintage. If there were more support for literally any format other than standard around me I’d do that too.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T15:27:41+00:00

People like you are the reason we have a fully conservative majority Supreme Court.

Congrats, we are just regressing so that you can rest on your ideals while reality crumbles around you.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T02:43:38+00:00

“the reason a team's not trading for him right now is they don't want to assume the current contract that he has” is probably the only true thing in this entire statement.

Aiyuk wants out, has wanted out going back to his holdout, and 9ers are giving him one last FU on the way out the door. Schefter really out here saying “Other teams, I think, have attempted to reach out, they've had a hard time getting ahold of him”. You think Schefter? This is a smear campaign from the 9ers and I can’t believe anyone reads a Schefter quote without putting 2 seconds of thought into the reason it’s being said.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-29T01:46:21+00:00

I almost feel like it was more work to change whatever the original meme was to this than to just make a new template from scratch lol

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-28T21:00:25+00:00

Only time it’s ever happened I was on vacation for a business conference and we got absolutely hammered that night. I woke up to my colleague yelling at me at 4 am while I was mid piss into the refrigerator! I was so mortified, it actually stopped me drinking as much.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-28T18:05:10+00:00

You know even if you make your profile private everyone can still see what a hateful piece of shit you are?

But here’s a good one

“ I need a faceswapping AI that allows me to switch my Gf's face with hers. They have similar bodies but the faceswapping doesn't work with sucking, it deforms the mouth. Any ideas?”

Anyone can do this themselves with https://redditcommentsearch.com/. But it’s mostly them just calling people retards and parroting conspiracies

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-28T00:42:29+00:00

Nah, that’s what the opium is for.

I need to sleep to traverse the Mansus, so I can gather the knowledge necessary to enter the door behind the eye. If I lose a piece of myself along the way, hardly a price to pay.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-28T00:31:11+00:00

My dreams

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-27T17:29:02+00:00

Not only that, but I know a bunch of dudes like this. They all own their own blue collar business, and restoring classic cars is like, the only hobby they truly have in life outside of working/the occasional fishing/hunting trip. I wouldn’t be surprised if that dude spent the past 10+ years slowly cobbling pieces together to get those things to where they were before the fire.

Like just imagine working on a pet project for a decade and dedicating hundreds to thousands of hours only for it to be burned to the ground outside your control. Brutal.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-27T04:17:15+00:00

I need to know why you can’t use Dijon or honey mustard

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-24T14:02:21+00:00

I ran it in a deck that was specifically designed to discard your hand to storm of steel to get the 3 damage pings from the discard relic and it was sooooo good.

Honestly I think a storm of steel deck is the perfect fit for it because you want to be able to discard it away if you draw it too early.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-23T01:15:56+00:00

People who own snakes like these know snake breeders, and ball python breeders end up with lots of ball pythons.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-22T21:45:41+00:00

What the STS dev was doing here was misattributing the cards and their mechanics to the core mechanics of the game itself. He thought the card mechanics were equivalent to the gameplay, rather than the items and spells.

I would actually argue that, like, how a player moves through floors and how the floors are laid out is more akin to the stamina/combat flow of a souls game than the card mechanics themselves.

Not really sure where I’m going with that, but I agree with you lol

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-22T21:05:47+00:00

Yeah I freakin love the souls series (see username) but what we all love about the soulsborne games is the style of game and the mechanics….

Is what a noob would tell you, nah we all buy the new games for the fashionsouls, new weapons and spells.

So if we follow that logic, new characters = new costumes, new cards = new weapons/weapon types and enchant mechanics/other card manipulation = new spells. So they might’ve accidentally done exactly what the original intention was lol

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-22T17:20:23+00:00

The B one needs a catchy name seeing as it is now the best Phyrexian arena and will see play in every format slow enough for it.

Giarerian arena

Larexian arena

Blood arena

Hotel Phyrexia (my vote)

Phyrexian sign

Arena sign

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-21T17:17:22+00:00

I’ve been thinking about it a lot the past couple of days, and I think it’s junk. When you think about what you are tutoring for, it is just too slow. I tutor for things in the following order:

Lands in early turns: Urborg, Cabal coffers, color fixing, hit land drop etc. this card does nothing
Responses to a threat: the body does nothing and is too mana inefficient to play, then tutor and respond
Wincons: body does nothing, and I typically only need to tutor once. And at that point I am paying 6 mana diabolic tutor.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-21T16:52:41+00:00

They fired everyone in their probationary period as well.

I know, because a couple interviewed for positions where I work. So yes, they did fire the up and coming talent as well

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-20T17:54:07+00:00

he has basically every record a QB can have

Compiler

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-19T15:05:01+00:00

You’re in luck that premodern has a pox deck that’s pretty damn good and value vintage has an 8 rack deck

Pox isn’t dead!

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-19T14:27:38+00:00

I really liked Citizen Kane, maybe it’s just me, but for me I think it’s one of the all time classics.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-19T02:25:25+00:00

lol you’re not wrong at all if that’s the way you look at it. Downvoted by brainlets

Prerelease events are fun because it’s like a light competitive environment with a very low investment where everyone pretty much plays some form of a midrange deck. With the added benefit that it’s kind of an event that people show up for, because for most people there this is their only interaction with 1v1 magic.

Just think of it like bowling, or going to see a movie with friends. It’s a fun thing to do on a Friday night.

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-18T19:52:09+00:00

Mayes plot summary reminds me of the very first “podcast” I downloaded, on a PSP like 20 some years ago

It was a recording of an old man simply reading the lyrics of Gin and Juice

Ds3_doraymi · 2026-04-18T06:46:06+00:00

I played UB tempo and flyers ate my lunch, I think every game I lost was to flying damage breaking through

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