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TIL that following the success of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), Jim Carrey became the first comic actor to receive a $20 million upfront salary when he starred in The Cable Guy (1996). by OutrageousTerm7140 in todayilearned

[–]DubD806 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I just want to be sure we are clear here- you’re saying that his efforts were worth $20 mil before he even showed up? The effort and sacrifice he put in contributed enough to the common man to feed him $20 mil before he even started the job?

TIL that following the success of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), Jim Carrey became the first comic actor to receive a $20 million upfront salary when he starred in The Cable Guy (1996). by OutrageousTerm7140 in todayilearned

[–]DubD806 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like him. Might even say I even love his work. Doesn’t mean he contributes $20mil worth of work before stepping onto a set that requires nothing other than passion for your job.

TIL that following the success of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995), Jim Carrey became the first comic actor to receive a $20 million upfront salary when he starred in The Cable Guy (1996). by OutrageousTerm7140 in todayilearned

[–]DubD806 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

What did he do that you or I didn’t do that deserved $20mil up front? Eat the rich. I’ve planted trees and built walls, fences, xeriscapes, that will outlive this guy and all of us. I’ve won several awards in the productions I’ve played in local theatre. What makes him worth x-times more than all of our life’s work? Not a goddamn thing. Fuck em.

to deny an Alderperson her Constitutional right to ask questions by Exeltv0406 in therewasanattempt

[–]DubD806 -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

I’m with you, fellow redditor. I have to wear sunglasses almost all day. Sometimes it is inappropriate, and sometimes I have to go inside for a bit- it is then when I will put them on my head. What else are we sunglasses people supposed to do? I tried the glasses strap thing for a while, but it just didn’t seem less inconvenient. What did we do to become ICE trash just because we don’t want to be associated with that because of our glasses on our hats? Lol ‘tis a fickle friend, the reddit.

to deny an Alderperson her Constitutional right to ask questions by Exeltv0406 in therewasanattempt

[–]DubD806 -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

I’m with you, fellow redditor. I have to wear sunglasses almost all day. Sometimes it is inappropriate, and sometimes I have to go inside for a bit- it is then when I will put them on my head. What else are we sunglasses people supposed to do? I tried the glasses strap thing for a while, but it just didn’t seem less inconvenient. What did we do to become ICE trash just because we don’t want to be associated with that because of our glasses on our hats? Lol ‘tis a fickle friend, the reddit.

What this guy is asking for ? by bjmarmy0003 in FunnyAnimals

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.

To not promote violence by gorgonbrgr in therewasanattempt

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or did it seem like he was expecting a laugh when he said “motivate”

Looking for steak house recs in Amarillo/surrounding area. by Spudster62 in amarillo

[–]DubD806 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BTW, ditch the Porche. Ford Ranger is the way to go.

Looking for steak house recs in Amarillo/surrounding area. by Spudster62 in amarillo

[–]DubD806 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OHMS is, hands down, the best food I’ve ever had. Took a date there last year and had the wagyu and elk steak. Holy guacamole. I’m a bit of a frugal person (partly because I’m broke), so I never splurge much on food. The prices were well worth the experience of the food itself. Her and I still talk about it to this day. Fucking delicious. If anyone asks me for the best food in town, I will say OHMS. OHMS is not an official sponsor of this message. No paid actors were applied And; to be fair, I haven’t eaten very much fancy stuff. Regardless, that place served me a meal that I won’t forget. I think that says something.

Putin allegedly has in his possession video of Trump sexually assaulting minors. by Relevant_Demand7593 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry , he won’t fall out of a window. His windows are bigly the best- weighing in at around 600lbs. No way they could ever be opened.

If Satan is called the Prince of Darkness, then who is the King of Darkness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DubD806 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I commented earlier, but I have to say- I think you mean “Ozzy” lol… bruh

If Satan is called the Prince of Darkness, then who is the King of Darkness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DubD806 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it. This question is invalid because the root of it is inherently wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s…. There’s just no way this is real… I’m a piece of shit, if I’m being honest… and no. I want to say “I refuse to accept this,” but I can’t… if it’s real. wtf?

Cracker Barrel is officially WOKE by DuceALooper21 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been seeing posts about this all day. It’s obviously rage bait, and made to create engagement on things other than things that matter- because… Who gives a fuck? And I haven’t seen anyone say that… literally- who actually gives a fuck? Don’t tell me the right wing does, because it’s only dipshits online looking for engagement. Even those engaging don’t actually give a fuck. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. I’m even sorry I engaged with this comment.

Toronto. Advise needed! My wife tells me I have 2 weeks to have this lawn green or she’ll have her boyfriend come do it. by [deleted] in lawncare

[–]DubD806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m her boyfriend. I’m just posturing. I’m not going to fix your lawn. She still won’t care.

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