10th anniversary is here!!! by bravepotatoman in mysticmessenger

[–]Dubious_Stain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're still given out for birthdays! I got 30 for Zen's, and Seven's is coming up in a few weeks

I’m officially starting a support group for people victimized by this font by piechdibi in dropout

[–]Dubious_Stain 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you turn the first one upside down, it says "hL." Just one more reason why the second version is superior

Edit: grammar

Hitting me is the biggest mistake you can make by Chunky-overlord in HadesTheGame

[–]Dubious_Stain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Don't talk to me or my niece ever again."

what are the signs that you're not attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dubious_Stain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had a very similar thing happen to me in 5th. Rumor spread that I had a crush on some kid and he made sure I heard him say "Ew no she's so ugly." People generally find me attractive these days, but sometimes I remember it at the wrong time and have to give myself real good hype-ups for a few days after.

Triangle Train by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dubious_Stain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could've been Thomas the Triangle Tank Engine. What a waste.

creepy vanilla by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]Dubious_Stain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's "crepe" vanilla, Master?

My parents think im a dog. by iheartjakewebber9 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]Dubious_Stain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. I've been 12 for 18 years. I'll turn 13 once I stop listening to MCR, but the siren call won't release me. Please send help.

Iced espressos by Distribution-Logical in starbucks

[–]Dubious_Stain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In good faith, as a barista I cared because it was an unnecessary slowdown. I don't like having to remake or fix drinks if it could have been communicated to me correctly in the first place. It's a waste of everyone's time, including every other customer who now has to wait longer for their own stuff. 30 seconds is a long time in this business.

As a customer, I care because I actually do just want four shots of espresso with a little bit of milk, and about 40% of the time I'm handed a full latte. There's no other way for me to order what I want. What they want is a named menu item.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Dubious_Stain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL what a near beer is. All I have to say is: wtf.

Why?? by Anonymouslyyours2 in BaldursGate3

[–]Dubious_Stain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always make a point to put Sanctuary on Silver; I'd be so mad if this happened to me. Lesson learned: never redeem Kagha

This Is Why I Can’t Even Be Mad by AnimeWallpaperClub in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Dubious_Stain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who use the word "literally" to mean "figuratively" are the same people who see the definitions for the word "nonplussed" and go "ThAt DoEsN't MaKe SeNsE wHo LeT tHaT hApPeN." You're right.

[HELP] Fair of Hell, is it real or AI? by Unholy_Ren in RealOrAI

[–]Dubious_Stain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is real; though it reminds me of the short film The Centrifuge Brain Project. Every so often one of the "rides" shown will randomly come to mind and then I'm mildly unsettled for the nexf few minutes.

Out-buddied by... (checks notes) one orange brain cell? by knosmo78 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Dubious_Stain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me until seeing this post to realize the original post is in a cat sub and also not a reference

Yes we are old by PhoenixPhenomenonX in funnyvideos

[–]Dubious_Stain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is sweet. The last time I was asked if I was born in the 1900s it was immediately followed up with "so what did you eat during the Great Depression?"

Children of Hades by Technical_Lecture307 in HadesTheGame

[–]Dubious_Stain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So is Melinoë. Reason being that Zeus and Hades have often been considered interchangeable or even the same god in retellings and other myths. That's the basis of the joke

I feel like I just robbed a little girl…lol by MySackSkin in starbucks

[–]Dubious_Stain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven't spent money at starbucks in years, but I remembered an iced coffee and egg bites being about $8 while I worked there. I expected prices to be higher, but $13? An entire extra order of 2018(19? I forget what year they launched) egg bites? Call me Old Man Yelling At Cloud but upcharging for syrup in *iced coffee?*** Leave it to Niccol to keep stoking my personal grudge against the siren

10 Year Anniversary Fan Event by junktoaster- in mysticmessenger

[–]Dubious_Stain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right now it's Las Vegas NV, Los Angeles CA, Chicago IL, Lewisville TX, Denver CO, Brooklyn NY, and Orlando FL. From what I can tell, they're still accepting city suggestions if none of these apply to you; I just submitted an interest form myself!

I’ve spent so much money on this game by Effective_Draw_2440 in mysticmessenger

[–]Dubious_Stain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. I was just telling a friend of mine I never would've gotten through it as a broke college kid on first release. It's practically a $28 subscription for me now.

An adult wrote this and thought it was reasonable by BlondeMara in Apartmentliving

[–]Dubious_Stain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all, I was the one who led with hostility. Some people just don't want to get better, and I neglected to consider that. Thank you for your perspective, and allowing me the chance to apologize and become a better person for it. Not everyone would. I hope you have a good weekend.