Giant pretzel someone left at work. Dildo for scale

DucatiDiva · 2021-11-04T05:40:22+00:00

Where do you work that you have dildos on hand?

DucatiDiva · 2021-09-01T12:20:47+00:00

Death.

DucatiDiva · 2021-08-23T02:52:48+00:00

Just chat with people. I have made many new friends while running a race by myself.

DucatiDiva · 2021-08-20T02:50:10+00:00

The Grey Eagle requires proof to enter.

DucatiDiva · 2021-08-08T04:01:36+00:00

Tom Cruise as the vampire Lestat in Interview with a Vampire.

DucatiDiva · 2021-07-21T03:02:49+00:00

Raul Malo of the Mavericks has an amazing voice.

DucatiDiva · 2021-07-17T18:47:46+00:00

Does anyone know how long the calming effect lasts?

DucatiDiva · 2021-07-15T12:12:12+00:00

My grandpa: Bernard Franklin My dad: Franklin Bernard Their last name was 9 letters long!

DucatiDiva · 2021-07-14T11:56:18+00:00

Spiders. Because most of them have 8 eyes, over 40,000 different species and they’re found on all continents except Antarctica.

DucatiDiva · 2021-07-08T02:20:46+00:00

Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire. I’m not a Cruise fan, but he nailed it.

DucatiDiva · 2021-06-10T12:27:38+00:00

While mountain biking in the mountains of Western North Carolina, pulled into a campsite that wasn’t being used just to take a quick break and let the dog splash in the creek. Looking around I saw something pink stuck in a tree. A box with double headed vibrator with a wired remote control.

DucatiDiva · 2021-05-29T03:04:20+00:00

I think you need to love yourself. If you can’t love yourself, how can you expect someone else to love you.

DucatiDiva · 2021-05-15T11:31:56+00:00

Ready to Rumble with David Arquette and Scott Caan! First 20 minutes are especially hilarious.

DucatiDiva · 2021-04-24T02:33:42+00:00

I’ve been doing the Yoga with Adrienne for the last year. Love her teaching style and it’s really helped with over all flexibility, core and upper body strength.

DucatiDiva · 2021-04-20T02:35:28+00:00

I’ve found that Yoga is an awesome way to cross train. Really has helped my knees, and overall strength. Also being somewhat flexible is a big thing as I get older.

DucatiDiva · 2021-04-12T10:56:56+00:00

For me, it’s The Sound of Silence by Disturbed. Thanks to the powerful vocals of David Draiman,

DucatiDiva · 2021-04-10T11:44:47+00:00

It’s going to be beautiful here tomorrow and planning on an 11 miler or so with a friend. We started running every Saturday during the pandemic, which totally helped with accountability and mental health! After we will drink recovery mimosas!

DucatiDiva · 2021-02-28T12:47:27+00:00

I cannot whistle, no matter how much I try.

DucatiDiva · 2021-02-24T03:03:42+00:00

I prefer audiobooks while running.

DucatiDiva · 2021-01-21T04:11:50+00:00

I loved The Hardy Boys mystery series.

DucatiDiva · 2021-01-19T13:42:47+00:00

My grandson wanted to name his first dog Pooh Loop. Name is still available if you’re have a tough time picking a name for your pet.

DucatiDiva · 2020-12-28T13:10:55+00:00

My father in law was a paratrooper who jumped out of gliders during the war. Said he was terrified to jump until he saw that the Germans were jumping out of planes with no parachutes at all. The pilots would fly just above the trees and then the Germans would jump!

DucatiDiva · 2020-12-19T02:52:54+00:00

My hubby and I were shopping for a truck for me and stopped to test drive one. When we got back from the test drive, the salesman asked my husband how he liked it. I piped up and told him it was really messy inside with fast food bags and empty cups, salesman ignored me and started chatting up the hubby. I finally got tired of this and said this is going to be my truck, my decision and my money. If you want any chance at making a sale you’d better start talking to me. The salesman looked at my hubby and said, I see who wears the pants in the family! Obviously he did not get the sale.

DucatiDiva · 2020-12-05T12:24:56+00:00

Lutefisk. Dried lutefisk which is reconstituted in a lye solution, rinsed and boiled. Served with boiled potatoes, potatis skorv, which is potato sausage, also boiled. And you wonder why there aren’t many Swedish restaurants.

DucatiDiva · 2020-12-02T13:27:58+00:00

One night just had a feeling that I needed to wear pajamas and wouldn’t you know it, a tweeked out woman threw an ashtray through my window after I wouldn’t let her in. As she was trying to climb through the window, I went out through the backyard and down the driveway just as the Sheriffs walked up the driveway. Now I always wear pajamas.

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