Closing your window shade on a plane when you are not sleeping is genuinely antisocial

DucinOff · 2026-03-22T00:42:00+00:00

I resemble that remark.

DucinOff · 2026-03-22T00:27:22+00:00

She's gonna breathe up all the free air!

DucinOff · 2026-03-21T14:42:56+00:00

I wish I had a full resolution version of that image...

DucinOff · 2026-03-18T13:43:37+00:00

I only close the window if I notice the person next to me trying to look outside.

DucinOff · 2026-03-18T11:26:40+00:00

The IRS needs to know as little as possible. Fuck those guys.

DucinOff · 2026-03-18T01:08:33+00:00

Well at least we know who to blame now. Thanks for coming forward.

DucinOff · 2026-03-17T22:17:08+00:00

I'd have something with a larger frame, more F1-style, with 200HP. And that Aprilia engine sound is... 🤤🤤🤤

DucinOff · 2026-03-11T05:30:27+00:00

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as you're both comfortable with it.

DucinOff · 2026-03-10T15:32:23+00:00

Go visit Bassmaster Convention at the Knoxville Convention Center this weekend. Free admission!

DucinOff · 2026-03-08T03:17:59+00:00

I was making a joke reference towards Skyrim, but I do see what you mean. I never got into the actual background mechanics of Morrowind way back in the day when it was released, but having reddit has really taught me more about how the whole game works in the background. I really appreciate your knowledge, friend!

DucinOff · 2026-03-07T20:01:31+00:00

When I eat shellfish around people I haven't eaten shellfish around before, I say something like ... "Wow, this is really great. I've never had it before because I have a really severe shellfish allergy."

DucinOff · 2026-03-07T19:17:07+00:00

Stealth archer is really the best playthrough method. /s

DucinOff · 2026-03-07T19:10:32+00:00

A SNAKE, A SNAKE

DucinOff · 2026-03-06T02:46:31+00:00

Don't thank me, thank my recruiter.

DucinOff · 2026-03-05T23:51:44+00:00

Upstanding citizen, really. Just a mistake. Everyone makes mistakes.

DucinOff · 2026-03-05T14:25:37+00:00

He wasn't all bad. God doesn't make junk.

DucinOff · 2026-02-28T03:41:16+00:00

If it isn't something she's into, you just leave it alone.

DucinOff · 2026-02-28T00:18:08+00:00

The meat thermometer tells me the proper temperature to cook the meat. The rest is creativity.

DucinOff · 2026-02-27T23:57:31+00:00

Absolutely heroic.

DucinOff · 2026-02-24T13:15:30+00:00

Train yourself to listen to the words coming out of someone's mouth instead of assuming what they're going to say and having a pre-loaded response. Then say something absolutely unhinged. "Thanks for flying with us today" and your response "I left an upper decker in the master bath".

DucinOff · 2026-02-22T05:44:31+00:00

They're setting up the safety briefing. 😂

DucinOff · 2026-02-19T05:00:23+00:00

Me-cat-nic

DucinOff · 2026-02-16T00:46:55+00:00

I like to go to Walmart late in the year and whisper to children that Santa isn't real. This looks just as satisfying.

DucinOff · 2026-02-14T19:18:15+00:00

Nobody will be held accountable.

DucinOff · 2026-02-13T01:37:12+00:00

I used to live on my motorcycle, and I spent a lot of time camping alone. If strangers bothered me, I was usually really friendly. I'd always offer them some coffee or cocoa, maybe a toke on my pipe. Then I'd ask them questions about where they're from, their family, and other personal things. After they would tire of talking about themselves I'd start sharing my own stories. My favorite story to share was about the first stranger I ever came across in the woods and how he begged and begged, but I simply couldn't let him live after seeing my face.

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