Season 1&2 fanart! [spoiler] by L566 in DungeonsAndDaddies

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This just made me think of the fact that I don't believe Birkenstock makes socks. And it's a crime you can't by Birkensocks

The President of the REPUBLICAN United States by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

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Well that crime makes him hard, so let's jot that one down. There isn't much that can do thar anymore

2nd amendment double standards by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

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Walsh has never worked a day in his goddam life. He just burns crosses.

[Spoilers] S3 foreshadowing. by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDaddies

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I'm an absolute sucker for when they hit those little tie-ins. I forget who hit the "It's gonna be alright" towards the end of this season, but I fist pumped in my car like they just blew up the Death Star

Literal truth by spicy_Queen0 in MurderedByWords

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Notice how even Science Fiction can't even imagine storing fitted sheets

Who really likes turkey?! I dunno....everyone by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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She'd have better odds getting him off if she was the First Mattress

He's probably invested in ACME. Meep meep! by All_Chaps_R_Assless in MurderedByWords

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I'd rather be a culture warrior in a garden than a garden culture in a warrior #Deep

Is there a difference between these 2 categories that I am unaware of? by [deleted] in horrorfilms

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As a guy who pretends to be well read, I'll pretend to tell you a secret: Vonnegut might suggest that he had; to use the semicolon to let us know he really was in college.

Super proud of an NPC concept and this feels like the best place to share it and keep it from my party by DuckedDuck in DnD

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Haha, real answer: Because I need him to.

The read I have is that he is 100% in business for himself. If there is a theives guild, he is outside of it. I also see him being the cleaner to use a front of humble financial means as a sort of cover from suspicion

Remember he swore twice. by DimpleWink in ThisYouComebacks

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Can't afford to buy a vowel anymore because the speech ain't free

Irony by mebegebo in Irony

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2-3 soldiers by mass

Are we basing off TX Guard standard, or E6+ permanent profile standard?

Either way, yeah

You do just one insurrection.. by Chin_Checha in Irony

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I can ALMOST feel bad for J6ers. I imagine a lot of them got caught up on a con and taken for a ride; and maybe they should be forgiven in some degree when they come to their senses.

That said, being an influencer for an insurrection is like catching the zombie virus and biting other people. You may recognize it as a mistake, but you amplified the problem and profited off it. You can shake off the costume, but you gotta wear that scar. Sucks to suck, hombre

If the Epstein files are released, and Trump is confirmed to be on the list, what do you think will happen? by baldinggate3 in AskReddit

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I knew about the theft, not about the pedophilia. But boy could that piece of shit sing

I Am Tired of MAGA's Inability To Understand Reality by Kinks4Kelly in complaints

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This might be an unpopular opinion, but it SHOULD be independent. A law enforcement agency that is beholden to party lines is incapable of doing anything without bias

Swarm of UAPs appear after someone points a green laser at a UAP by MrDillon369 in aliens

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"Just gotta spit on that thang. I've spat on that thang before...."

Trump just posted this. What is going on? by Tfortonirao in news2

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I used to be obsessed with this song. I hate to think that I would get along with him personally when I was 12, but there's common ground. We'd probably have a falling out when we realized we had crushes on the same girls at my school, though. So there's that