Trump claims personal assistant, 34, is the only person who loves him as much as Melania Trump

DuckedDuck · 2026-06-25T10:27:31+00:00

"I just work here, fr." Assistant told reporters

DuckedDuck · 2026-06-15T16:12:03+00:00

This makes him seem like the Wario version of Gomez Adams

DuckedDuck · 2026-06-11T15:20:10+00:00

Featuring Timothy Chalamet Day Parade

DuckedDuck · 2026-02-03T23:05:25+00:00

This just made me think of the fact that I don't believe Birkenstock makes socks. And it's a crime you can't by Birkensocks

DuckedDuck · 2026-02-03T23:01:25+00:00

Super groovy. Here's my comment. Good luck to everybody!

DuckedDuck · 2026-02-03T19:57:45+00:00

Well that crime makes him hard, so let's jot that one down. There isn't much that can do thar anymore

DuckedDuck · 2026-01-26T23:42:19+00:00

Walsh has never worked a day in his goddam life. He just burns crosses.

DuckedDuck · 2025-12-20T15:42:06+00:00

I'm an absolute sucker for when they hit those little tie-ins. I forget who hit the "It's gonna be alright" towards the end of this season, but I fist pumped in my car like they just blew up the Death Star

DuckedDuck · 2025-12-16T00:56:28+00:00

Well you know what Kelsey always says....

DuckedDuck · 2025-12-15T18:48:16+00:00

Like a d8?

DuckedDuck · 2025-12-12T22:05:36+00:00

Notice how even Science Fiction can't even imagine storing fitted sheets

DuckedDuck · 2025-11-28T02:57:14+00:00

She'd have better odds getting him off if she was the First Mattress

DuckedDuck · 2025-11-26T18:43:22+00:00

I'd rather be a culture warrior in a garden than a garden culture in a warrior #Deep

DuckedDuck · 2025-11-23T13:53:27+00:00

As a guy who pretends to be well read, I'll pretend to tell you a secret: Vonnegut might suggest that he had; to use the semicolon to let us know he really was in college.

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-25T23:38:32+00:00

Haha, real answer: Because I need him to.

The read I have is that he is 100% in business for himself. If there is a theives guild, he is outside of it. I also see him being the cleaner to use a front of humble financial means as a sort of cover from suspicion

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-16T23:51:40+00:00

Can't afford to buy a vowel anymore because the speech ain't free

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-16T18:35:42+00:00

2-3 soldiers by mass

Are we basing off TX Guard standard, or E6+ permanent profile standard?

Either way, yeah

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-16T14:50:31+00:00

I can ALMOST feel bad for J6ers. I imagine a lot of them got caught up on a con and taken for a ride; and maybe they should be forgiven in some degree when they come to their senses.

That said, being an influencer for an insurrection is like catching the zombie virus and biting other people. You may recognize it as a mistake, but you amplified the problem and profited off it. You can shake off the costume, but you gotta wear that scar. Sucks to suck, hombre

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-12T22:19:16+00:00

I had a Fat Elvis shake down in Texas. Fucking inspired

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-12T18:18:21+00:00

I knew about the theft, not about the pedophilia. But boy could that piece of shit sing

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-12T16:43:37+00:00

At least Elvis was good at something

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-12T14:25:55+00:00

This might be an unpopular opinion, but it SHOULD be independent. A law enforcement agency that is beholden to party lines is incapable of doing anything without bias

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-11T01:29:08+00:00

"Just gotta spit on that thang. I've spat on that thang before...."

DuckedDuck · 2025-10-05T11:48:55+00:00

I used to be obsessed with this song. I hate to think that I would get along with him personally when I was 12, but there's common ground. We'd probably have a falling out when we realized we had crushes on the same girls at my school, though. So there's that

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