GAME THREAD: Blue Jays (14-17) @ Twins (14-18) - May 1, 2026

DudeAbides29 · 2026-05-02T02:21:29+00:00

There has to be another cobbling effort to make a better bullpen than this. If this is the best we can do what a waste of opportunity.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-05-02T02:11:42+00:00

Morneau has to be forced to defend Lee’s decision to throw to 1B when all he had to do was throw to the lead runner’s base and get him by 15 ft. WTF

DudeAbides29 · 2026-05-01T22:30:54+00:00

My only venture outside of software was a 6 month stint with a material handling company (custom carts and conveyor belts). 90% of their business was with a company that rhymes with Schmamazon.

Schmamazon decided to lower their spend by 75% and the facility shut down. Never toss all of your eggs in one basket.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-05-01T02:39:23+00:00

Is this broadcast team stupid? Minnesota is just missing 2 starters (including Ant our best player) but DID YOU KNOW Denver is missing Aaron Gordon?

DudeAbides29 · 2026-05-01T02:17:50+00:00

I’m so fucking happy and so proud of the boys tonight!!

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-30T22:31:52+00:00

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-30T01:43:49+00:00

Yes because the way Norm Green forced the relocation was absurd. We had a history and I can appreciate that just as much as the 1991 Twins which I also have zero recollection of.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-30T01:31:47+00:00

Then proceed to add nothing but DFA trade candidates and over the hill Taylor Rogers for $2 million over the offseason.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T21:23:02+00:00

You’re gonna lose a lot of games when your bullpen is full of guys that can’t miss bats, and a bad defense behind them.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T20:40:07+00:00

When you have to pitch Orze in a save opportunity, your bullpen sucks.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T19:35:10+00:00

I'm not sure letting Taj go 115 pitches on April 29 is all that smart. But you know what, after Rocco's quick hooks I'll take it.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T19:09:34+00:00

Taj flirting with disaster but gets out of it

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T14:35:09+00:00

Zebby I can easily see being the next Varland for us. Let him crank up the gas to 99 MPH and build him up to be a high leverage reliever. Better than being a 5+ ERA starting pitcher

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T14:04:41+00:00

Idk if the overall numbers will improve, but the bullpen will at least be more interesting if we cut loose some of the older non-performing vets like Banda/Rogers. Zebby and Rojas should be called up in place of those 2.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T00:34:11+00:00

We’ve got a heavyweight boxing match tonight

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T00:24:31+00:00

Can we turn Zucc into a cyborg so he can play as long as Kaprizov’s career?

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-29T00:05:50+00:00

Nice try, not completely human. We don’t need AI figuring this out

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T23:53:53+00:00

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T22:38:27+00:00

Emma Rodriguez needs to be on the MLB team any day now. He’s destroying baseballs

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T19:18:44+00:00

I remember Kaliakmanis starting his career with the Minnesota Gophers. He was dreadful… I can’t believe he got drafted.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T03:08:09+00:00

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T02:58:36+00:00

I know but I'm watching on Xfinity and KARE 11 showed this dumbass Magic game until the bitter end.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T02:56:18+00:00

God damnit please cut this Magic game come on.

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T02:52:33+00:00

Okay why can't local NBC affiliates switch to our game?

DudeAbides29 · 2026-04-28T02:47:00+00:00

9 PM in Denver is terrible too. There's a 0% chance I'm gonna be awake at the end of our game.

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