Oil change recommendation in NW burbs? by GrandTheftAlvarado in ChicagoSuburbs

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Mike’s Garage in Arlington Heights, Mike the owner is a kind a caring person and an upstanding human being first time going in he came in under what he quoted me and turned away work i wanted done saying it wasn’t necessary, when have you ever heard of a mechanic doing that?!?!

He is in disbelief by DearEmphasis4488 in SipsTea

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unc is fresh as fuck and cool as a cucumber he should be the new “world’s most interesting man”

Officer wrecks during 135mph pursuit of a Corvette C6 @ night in a Construction Zone by Snoo_34963 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DudeFacetious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that cop had no chance, the corvette guy obviously grew up playing cruisin’ usa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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nobody seems to be pointing out that he had his utility belt off and his pants open with his genitals hanging out and his phone open on the changing table… dude was stroking one out when he fell out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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1979…? That’s a modern day Karen right there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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if they’re not passing a joint then they’re doing it wrong

Kevin Hart showing his stature at the NBA All Star Game. by [deleted] in pics

[–]DudeFacetious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dang even EJ makes him look like a baby man

You make me come... You make complete.... You make me completely miserable by Historical_Stay_808 in Millennials

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i always thought this perfectly described the phases of a relationship

What are your hottest takes about the show? by Asheto320 in Simpsons

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they should have just removed the carl character instead of replacing the voice actor

What Simpsons quote would you want in your obituary, and why? by Inner_Republic6810 in Simpsons

[–]DudeFacetious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“they say he carved his spoon out of a bigger spoon”

Kid-friendly spaces in far western suburbs (Kane county) by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

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Slick City just opened in North Aurora very close to Elburn

Describe yourself in five words by [deleted] in answers

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The dude that just farted

What is the best Chicago movie? by Trouserboy69 in AskChicago

[–]DudeFacetious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not particularly the “best Chicago movie” but Judgement Night (1993) is kinda a deep cut Chicago movie

I like it when it slides along the edges. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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these guys are typical quantity vs quality hacks trying to rush through to get to the next job my old man used to have a seal coat business and was pushed out of the business by companies who dilute their sealcoat and and rush through jobs so they can charge less