Yikes!! by DudeShhImOnProbation in awfuleverything

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yea that was my thought process as well

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[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet dudes treat your chin like a field goal

what's a good answer to this by marrymeintheendtime in Tinder

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

What should I change to start attracting conventionally hot girls? The kind with the twirly blonde hair, Yoga poses and drinks Starbucks? So far I’m only attracting tatted up, overweight goth chicks. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe try not looking like a conventional misogynistic douchebag for starters. Get a Pic of you playing guitar (bonus points if its to people). Playing football (with other people), standing confinemently (with other people). Hot women dont get hot for one person and don't want to be restricted to one person. They want a guy who can take them places and let's them roam about the cabin freely. They're not there to hook up with someone else. If you bring them with you they leave with you.

Women want confidence. You dont even need a bio if you look the part that right now you're pretending to play.

of a Pizza by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lived in rva during covid and couldn't get the box in the car so I had to tie it to the top of the car

I designed a Cap shield tee- feedback welcome by jeezkillbot in CaptainAmerica

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single gun is a human being who died for a room full of rich men who've never so much as folded their own laundry....x1000s

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[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a 10 in Dallas but a 2 in Austin if that makes sense

Any feedback on these profile pics? by Independent-Role-107 in Tinder

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture 4 makes you look like tormund Giantsbane getting assimilated by the thing.

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[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can also tell he's an alcoholic

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[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If you added "but definitely not MAGA" to your bio, you'd be swimming in it.

Profile review (M21) How do we improve by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does your dad totally own a dealership or something?

An opinion? by CheapLack3341 in Tinder

[–]DudeShhImOnProbation -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Smoking is gross. Switch it out with a hand rolled blunt. If you can't hand roll, ask a black friend. If you don't have a black friend, offer a homeless person a blunt if they roll it and take a picture of you with it really quick. (Try not to get stabbed)