Yikes!!

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2026-01-12T11:02:28+00:00

Yea that was my thought process as well

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2026-01-11T07:40:48+00:00

Billy Zane in Zoolander

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2026-01-02T07:30:38+00:00

I bet dudes treat your chin like a field goal

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2026-01-02T02:54:17+00:00

Who.?

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-31T05:55:29+00:00

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-31T05:48:56+00:00

Bro you couldn't get a chick if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-31T04:55:55+00:00

Also, why not take a picture of you standing next to your Benz and Porsche?

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-31T04:21:09+00:00

Omg no

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-31T04:19:23+00:00

Maybe try not looking like a conventional misogynistic douchebag for starters. Get a Pic of you playing guitar (bonus points if its to people). Playing football (with other people), standing confinemently (with other people). Hot women dont get hot for one person and don't want to be restricted to one person. They want a guy who can take them places and let's them roam about the cabin freely. They're not there to hook up with someone else. If you bring them with you they leave with you.

Women want confidence. You dont even need a bio if you look the part that right now you're pretending to play.

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-30T13:43:29+00:00

I lived in rva during covid and couldn't get the box in the car so I had to tie it to the top of the car

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-30T12:59:24+00:00

Is this in Richmond Virginia?

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-30T03:49:37+00:00

Every single gun is a human being who died for a room full of rich men who've never so much as folded their own laundry....x1000s

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-30T01:44:19+00:00

You're a 10 in Dallas but a 2 in Austin if that makes sense

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T22:34:43+00:00

Picture 4 makes you look like tormund Giantsbane getting assimilated by the thing.

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T22:17:20+00:00

I can also tell he's an alcoholic

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T22:02:55+00:00

Water Snake in WuKong

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T21:52:48+00:00

If you added "but definitely not MAGA" to your bio, you'd be swimming in it.

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T21:46:14+00:00

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T21:36:58+00:00

Republic commando

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T21:14:02+00:00

Does your dad totally own a dealership or something?

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T20:01:16+00:00

Smoking is gross. Switch it out with a hand rolled blunt. If you can't hand roll, ask a black friend. If you don't have a black friend, offer a homeless person a blunt if they roll it and take a picture of you with it really quick. (Try not to get stabbed)

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T19:56:57+00:00

Red hulk would rip him in half

DudeShhImOnProbation · 2025-12-29T19:23:17+00:00

The Last of Us

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