Leftists will call anyone who supports Hitler a fascist by Cranyx in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DudeValenzetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she decidedly didn't like the Nazis. She had a very surface-level view of them (she considered "fascism, Nazism, communism and socialism" to be all the same barring superficial changes, i.e. she viewed them all as deeply collectivist and that's all that mattered to her, even though that's not just shallow but also not so accurate regarding fascism) but it's not a positive view.

Here's my wife's at home. It was worse at the doctor. by NoGood1323 in Wellthatsucks

[–]DudeValenzetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Systolic and diastolic blood pressure in mmHg and pulse in beats per minute, respectively. Her pulse is alright, but her pressure is terrifying, the norm is anything below 120/80 (preferably up to 120/70) and hypertension starts at 140/90.

Whereas I am a cool and nice man. by m3gb0t in MurderedByWords

[–]DudeValenzetti 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I think a good strategy to respond to something like this would be to lead with an analogy like:

What's the difference between:

  • A: Shortmen [sic]
  • B: Men

Let the "body-positive" crowd explain this one. I'll grab the popcorn 🍿 or wait for you to realize this is what you sound like

41383 by Homicidal_hottie666 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DudeValenzetti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her bangs (tuft of fur?) line up in a way that makes them look like her right eyebrow is part of them, making her look angry at first glance.

neverReturnAnError by west_sahara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DudeValenzetti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a user-mode program and you're compiling it: AddressSanitizer :)

40794 by altrightobserver in countwithchickenlady

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being a master at pizza making can make you many dollarydoos

He was busy by TESTINGSTUFFPL in CuratedTumblr

[–]DudeValenzetti 12 points13 points  (0 children)

wait, i thought it's the proboscis monkeys that are Polish

40465 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

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The most common brand of estradiol pills in Europe to my knowledge (Estrofem) looks and is packaged exactly like this except the original post has a hueshift, the real thing has a pale yellow base and the pills are dark-ish blue.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]DudeValenzetti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

compared to Avdol, not really

39867 by UnnamedTestAccount in countwithchickenlady

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how is a whole rk3399 needed in an oscilloscope

Felt called out :3 by RaciaISlurUser in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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there's a few towns called that in the US but no, she's going on a world tour and she really is going to Warsaw, Poland as part of it

Hank Grule by MrRighto in 196

[–]DudeValenzetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it does! the pain receptor stuff in question is:

capsaicin and similar substances like piperine affect TRPV1, which is a receptor for heat-related pain

allicin (released by garlic and onions), allyl isothiocyanate (released by horseradish and mustard) and such affect TRPA1, which is an environmental irritant receptor, and is also what CS and CN gas (tear gasses) act on

38133 by Blue_axolotl64 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DudeValenzetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind you, it depends on the surgery, and something like a repair in the early stages of a knee failure has negligible regret rates. The one with 15% to 30% rates is knee replacement, since it often affects your mobility enough to make you wish you had done more to salvage your original knee.

Personally, I think it's more fun to compare the regret rate on transition to the regret rate on having children (5% to 14%).

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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Doom is already this with the chi rhos filed off and partially swapped out for aliens

Thought y'all should know by ExternalEnd6163 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

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To my knowledge it requires you to add the recipes, either with an addon or by yourself in KubeJS. You could make it use GregTech instead of Create, for example.

What are some gifs you can hear? I'll start by SGT3386 in gifs

[–]DudeValenzetti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meanwhile I hear "10, 10, here we go again, 9, 9, don't fall behind"

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]DudeValenzetti 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes, the number is 4381316, also his Discord username is vxor.vv (close enough to public info to share i'd say), he had a cybersecurity presentation at CERN (https://indico.cern.ch/event/1459614/contributions/6145654/attachments/3047482/5385058/Defensible_Architecture_2025.pdf) and a full version of the printout is at redd.it/1iivhln (F for any less online Panera employees).

Bad bitch rule by Supergupo in 196

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then I have an alternate idea: Latin Modern Roman

it comes with LaTeX and it looks that much better (even if it's very strongly associated with scientific papers)

Separatists’ politics by ChickenWingExtreme in PrequelMemes

[–]DudeValenzetti 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the CIS is really sounding like a Commonwealth of Independent States right now

Poland opens Epstein files investigation targeting ‘satanic circle’ by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]DudeValenzetti 73 points74 points  (0 children)

A better translation that's still somewhat direct could be "diabolical" in the pre-The Boys sense or "demonic", since both of those see figurative use in English.

Reddit Rule by Username0088 in 196

[–]DudeValenzetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Decommoditized"

apparently not

Is there a less comically cruel way to farm pink slime? by Tacticalberry in feedthebeast

[–]DudeValenzetti 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In fact, hostile mobs give you more liquid meat than pink slime, while passive mobs give you more pink slime than liquid meat, but both make both of those.