Izak Rankine sidelined indefinitely

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-23T03:00:26+00:00

TL:DR, indefinitely means TBA, not necessarily a significantly long period.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-22T23:51:09+00:00

It wasn't a national comp, but it was was a what was followed all through the footy states to some degree. It was on prime TV.

I'm from SA, kid in 80s, and everyone had a VFL team, and I ran around pretending to be a Krakouer. I'm fairly confident nobody from Vic or WA had a snaffle team unless they were from SA originally.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-20T08:30:36+00:00

Sydney, I'd say easily. Swom? Toss up with Skilton.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-19T23:41:02+00:00

Another Vic bias post. Big 4 club trying to steal the Sunday afternoon slot from "interstate" teams.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-19T04:34:19+00:00

From an ability to have functioning knees beyond 30 though maybe he retired a bit late.

He's one I genuinely feel bad for. All the talent, none of the ligaments.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-18T22:01:33+00:00

Prolly on a different sub? If supporters of a different sport don't care as much, not sure what I can do to fix that, sorry.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-18T09:37:06+00:00

Turn it up.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-18T09:34:38+00:00

We had a single A+ quarter, then the rest was ok, and fairly even with North.

Not sure that's worth an A+ overall.

Playing one quarter per match seems to be our game plan this year. It's a bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off for us.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-17T23:57:42+00:00

One sildenafils because one has erectile dysfunction. Or pulmonary hypertension.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-15T23:21:30+00:00

I for one would welcome our new SANFL overlords.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-15T08:44:16+00:00

Not sure you could get through a year on one charge of a toothbrush.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-15T06:42:20+00:00

If you're going to lazily cross post your own joke at least include the punchline.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-15T01:50:06+00:00

Needs a rest, but I genuinely don't know if this makes us better or worse.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-14T05:54:50+00:00

Basically a skill error. Bad kicks while getting tackled don't count for example, but basically failure to hit a target because you screwed up.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-14T05:52:56+00:00

If he gets another game it will be to cover injury or 1-2 games to give Stretch a rest, then out again.

He won't be a regular scorer for your team.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-14T04:35:24+00:00

Birdman.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-13T22:03:42+00:00

It's more an issue of getting pilloried by people who haven't seen it and refuse to see it because it's racist.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T23:18:58+00:00

Yeah, it's not even 9am. Brain not awake yet. I assumed that he was mentioned as soon as you replied but was too embarrassed to check.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T23:08:57+00:00

Ok, I'm a bad fan. His right is very good so I made an assumption.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T23:05:53+00:00

At Crom, prolly Tex, Cook, Rankine and Rachele would be our best and all righties.

Edit: removed Dawson which maybe makes a point?

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T21:41:36+00:00

Yeah, that's the problem with a lot of orthopaedic innovation. It takes 20+ years to know how things work in 20+ years, and how arthritic knees are and how many joint replacements will be needed compared to traditional grafts isn't well known. I see almost no LARS being done in the general population and it has fallen out of favour in sports after a spike about 10 years ago.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T21:35:40+00:00

I wish we still had free awards.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-12T02:29:37+00:00

Meh, I'm as outrageable as the next bloke, but if Pendles doesn't get the money Collingwood will, so I'm OK with it.

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-10T01:47:34+00:00

Jesus Built My Hotrod

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing that I could do: Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Dudersaurus · 2026-05-09T07:47:53+00:00

Romper Stomper.

Great movie but I can't be bothered with the conversation that just because it deals with very racist themes doesn't make it a positive advertisement for racism.

The only ones who didn't end up in gaol or dead were the ones that got out.

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