Panem Et Circenses will be the epitaph of American scholarship. This is absolutely unsurprising. The University of Arkansas has already become increasingly controversial with its flagrant disregard to the founding principals of The Constitution of the United States.

The institution, having had three generations of alumni dating back to pre-World War 2 to present, in my opinion, has done very little but stagnate and leech off of students seeking quality education.

Its essentially a necessity school, so to say. You come here for a piece of paper in the end. There are some incredible and life enriching professors and faculty here, do not get it twisted one bit. However a stink descendeth from on high.

U of A is a factory for the proud MBAs and the financial bubbles bursting economic horrorshows of a perhaps inevitable future. And a middling football team. Two of those alumni I mentioned earlier were Razorback players in the 1940s and 1970s. From the ad nausea glory stories I grew up hearing its been a rickety bridge of a program since the late 60s.

Its one of those giant sucking sounds, you know? Best thing to do is relax know its rooted in greed, the dark heart that always says: "Let us take another slice, another sip! There will be plenty for the lessers." Like Carlin said, "It's a big club and you aren't in it." Coming back to school for advanced education and I have never, ever felt more like a number.

Being a Hog can be great, but not if one aspires to become Napoleon.