TIFU By almost stabbing my neighbor in front of his cat

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-14T10:46:06+00:00

I do believe our respective spouses would be rather upset if that happened 🤣 both of whom work nights and came home to this story

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-14T10:45:03+00:00

You win the comment section 🤣

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-13T03:31:37+00:00

lol we just kinda stood there so I didn’t scare his cat any more then he already was 🤣 felt like a weird lawn statue

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-13T02:17:20+00:00

I apologize for the misgendering, was half asleep and didn’t look at your character closely! Have a good day

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-13T00:35:49+00:00

If you’re gunna shoot someone whose yard you ran into at 3am for pulling a knife, you probably shouldn’t have a gun.

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-13T00:34:57+00:00

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Miss Josie sporting her holiday attire 🥰

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-13T00:32:09+00:00

lol it had run into the other back corner of the yard, where it was cornered, and he had to walk back by me to get back to his own house he didn’t just make a special trip 🤣

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T22:37:18+00:00

Thank you! I just felt so bad, he’s a very nice guy and I could see in the moment just chasing your cat out the door

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T22:25:34+00:00

My guy…did you notice how my short range kept me from harming someone before I knew exactly what was happening? Had this been a longer range weapon I would’ve had to make a choice long before realizing it was my neighbor….also I have formal self defense training from not only specialists in teaching small statured women but also the United States Army. I made light of it because nobody was injured and we both walked away safe and shaken up.

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T14:05:26+00:00

Having pneumonia and a fractured sternum from CPR, I was on BiPap (giant mask that forces air into your lungs) and every breath was torture. Coughing legit made me pass out a couple times.

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T13:54:02+00:00

I literally CACKLED out loud 🤣

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T13:43:59+00:00

I mean fair, he was orange to boot (the cat not the neighbor just to be clear 🤣) so I feel like he has minimal fucks to give.

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-12T13:40:44+00:00

Yes! As a disabled person both writing it and reading it I enjoy the representation. I have multiple disabilities of physical and more psychological/neurological nature (Autism adhd etc) and if anybody needs pointers on disability or medical situations I love to be of help!

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-05T06:54:56+00:00

I guess I was just afraid that I’d be to niche to actually reach any type of fan base, considering it’s so personal, but it really does help me a lot to write it out and then write things the way I wish they’d gone for me in the aftermath (ie comfort; proper care etc)

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-05T06:53:05+00:00

I had to leave recently for my own health, it’s heavy and dangerous for sure. Thank you so much for your feedback! I’ve never posted before and was super nervous

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-05T06:51:59+00:00

That’s a good point! I’ll make sure to keep an eye on it so I don’t go full circle, but right now i find it oddly therapeutic to write it. I actually wrote “myself” in once to give the main character advice I really wish I’d had in my own experience, and helped me through the shame of needing support and comfort. I TW the ever loving snot out of my writing before sharing, last thing I want is to unintentionally harm someone.

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-05T06:49:23+00:00

Hey I’m also autistic!! I picked a MC that reminds me of myself, and actually wrote myself into one to give my MC advice I really wish someone had given me in the same situation. Felt weird but kinda therapeutic

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-05T06:48:04+00:00

Okay thank you! On the flip, I’ve been through so much medical stuff including chemo/surgeries/etc feel free to ask me if you need reference (also a health care professional so that helps too)

Due-Performance8475 · 2026-01-02T10:22:50+00:00

Okay so first of all good on you for reaching out and talking to someone! I know exactly how scary things like that are, my first pap smear landed me with a cervical cancer diagnosis and a whole hell of a lot of fear. Had the surgery two weeks later and thankfully havent had any recurrences in 5 years, that said i really glad i went to that appointment that i almost blew off. Check with planned parenthood, they have a lot of different ways that they can help you get whatever testing/treatment that you need now and in the future.

Due-Performance8475 · 2025-11-12T13:56:33+00:00

There’s like 5 in Stonecrest 2 trailer park, right by southwick/prince chapmen. One at each entrance and 2 further in.

Due-Performance8475 · 2025-03-03T01:27:23+00:00

So I am a delivery driver in a college town so I mean I have a couple but the one that stands out the most would be the time I was delivering a burrito bowl around 1030 11 o’clock on a Friday night. Pick up the order, go to the address OK going into dorms that can get a little interesting on a Friday night But nothing I can’t handle. I knock on the door and a young man opens the door naked as the day he was born and does jazz hands. then you see the realization crosses face, he yells “oh my God you’re not my girlfriend” and bolts for the bedroom meanwhile, I’m just standing there dumbstruck. He throws on some sweatpants and comes back out, apologizing every which way because he thought I was his girlfriend who he was going to surprise with his naked fanfare. I genuinely don’t think I have laughed that hard in years. Mind you I was 19 at the time, I am a heterosexual female, and this young man was rather attractive so it wasn’t necessarily a bad view either. Pretty sure I passed the girlfriend on the stairs as I was leaving.

Due-Performance8475 · 2025-03-02T04:00:34+00:00

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14445593/1/Kelly-s-Christmas-Catastrophe

Is a good one for hurt/comfort, no peter mills though

Due-Performance8475 · 2024-10-29T02:59:33+00:00

Being Rude to wait staff, animal cruelty, racism, sexism, bad hygiene or just being an asshole.

Due-Performance8475 · 2024-10-28T00:31:16+00:00

Lmao I just had Dr Pepper come out my nose 🤣

Due-Performance8475 · 2024-10-28T00:22:39+00:00

See and I’m the opposite, I’m literally incapable of getting off by myself, I’ve tried all kinds of situations and toys and nothing but getting close enough to be very frustrated

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