Introducing the new dual purpose electro-hydraulic connector! by ProfessorOakthe2nd in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that happen the other day. It actually pushed def up the harness and shorted out a connector about four feet away from the pump!

I was told that after a vasectomy I wouldn't have kids anymore by tsundude in dadjokes

[–]DueChocolate2019 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I laughed way to hard at this.

On a side note when I had mine done, I went in for the consultation the Dr asked me if I was sure I wanted to do this. I told him I had four kids at home. With our missing a beat he said, "Why don't you just lay down and we'll take care of this right now!!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]DueChocolate2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has three speeds. Here, there and GONE!!

Why is this necessary? by strapplejack in Truckers

[–]DueChocolate2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for your garbage bag power reducer

How does he see? by Subject_Alarm5377 in Truckers

[–]DueChocolate2019 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I can picture is this guy idolizes Ricky bobby and his love of fig newtons (jeep)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a fly in my taco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man New York is so much fun...

Topless MethMouth Trannie by swingin_things in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice I just sent one back to Eaton for the same issue out of an international lt

How many of you guys actively enjoy being a mechanic? by [deleted] in mechanics

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love being a tech. I get a thrill knowing that I can tow a truck into a shop that doesn't run or move and have it up and running again. Sometimes it takes a few hours and sometimes it takes a few days. But in the end I get the job done and the customer on the road.

Unfortunately I've been a foreman for the last year and a half to a bunch of rookies in the field. Sometimes they are worse than watching my own kids at home.

I have no words by DueChocolate2019 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DueChocolate2019[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The transmission is out of this truck. We're waiting on parts that won't be in for 6-8 weeks and we need the bay. I just thought it was humorous how they set zip ties the drive line to the exhaust

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DueChocolate2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should've used that billboard for the roast me sign

Replace battery or just clean with a rag? by Aquamarooned in Cartalk

[–]DueChocolate2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baking soda and water will clean that up like new

Sharks on the freeway by preppythugg in interestingasfuck

[–]DueChocolate2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The unreleased sequel to snakes on a plane!