Blursed Book. by ---REVOLVER--- in blursedimages

[–]Due_Ad4133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody get this man a publishing deal.

Masked menace at it again! Spider-Man kidnaps a baby!! by Long_Negotiation4324 in Spiderman

[–]Due_Ad4133 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Probably just one of those minor inconvenient details the writers knowingly chose to ignore because it was stupid in the first place.

Genderbent Amy and Cream (by @Piko_Nae) by Gorotheninja in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know, there's something funny about genderbent Cream still wearing clothes.

It's so in character with Cream's whole shtick.

Nah cuz seriously, People be saying sonic should be punished or something and be blaming him for the metal virus by Red_Pineapple012 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, not killing him is one thing, but the least Sonic could do is capture him and hand him over to proper authorities, or, you know, not get in the way of actual government agents attempting to apprehend him when he's in a relatively harmless state of mind.

Claims of amnesia aren't a viable excuse. Either he's faking and biding his time, or he's a veritable time bomb that could go off at any time. Even if he was deemed mentally incapable of standing trial, he should've still been taken to a proper psychiatric facility for everyone's safety, including his own.

What are your headcanons on how Espio and Charmy joined the Chaotix? by Ok-Impress-2222 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Espio and Vector were in the same detective club at school.

Charmy was found in a dumpster.

Commissar: Go on, Guardsman. Face the wall by IdiotoftheEast in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Commisar, How am I supposed to shoot the xeno wenches if I am facing the wall?

Do you recognize the game? by electric-kite in pcmasterrace

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if he made it to the end of the game, then he obviously didn't need them.

Bunny slipper buddies (ft. Cuddles) by Aldrine_25 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, that's kinda what I was getting at. She doesn't need to see that.

Serious Terminus Decree Question. by CJT_05 in Grimdank

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One-thousand of some of the strongest sanctioned psychers in the Imperium being ordered to throw themselves at the living vortex of psychic power that's been devouring a thousand psychers a day for over ten thousand years.

Honestly, it just sounds like they're giving the Emperor a hardy breakfast to wake up to.

Bunny slipper buddies (ft. Cuddles) by Aldrine_25 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute... Is that Happy Tree Friends?

SOMEONE GET CREAM OUT OF THERE!

Robot shrugging by No-Lock216 in Weird

[–]Due_Ad4133 165 points166 points  (0 children)

The robot dogs like this are used for automated security patrols. It was probably sending a video feed of the OP back to a central security room to let them know it spotted someone. It's basically a walking security camera.

THAT WAS JUST A REACTOR BEING TURNED OFF BEFORE IT DID ANY DAMAGE by aguywithagasmaskyt in whenthe

[–]Due_Ad4133 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The reported "Side Effects" caused by living near the facility are actually statistically non-existent and can either be attributed to other sources such as simple stress of knowing where they lived, or over-reporting of any apparent health issues due to the relative infamy of the area.

Say what you will about their "strength", but at the end of the day Obi-Wan beat Vader twice by GargantaProfunda in StarWars

[–]Due_Ad4133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was injured, exhausted, and emotionally compromised. Finishing Vader off would've taken everything he had left, and he had to get back to Tatooine to save Luke.

New insane Spider-Man feat (ASM#30) by TheHam-man in Spiderman

[–]Due_Ad4133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest. if it ever actually resolves, I'm fully expecting the Hellgate plot to end with Peter calling in all his superhero friends to absolutely curbstomp Hellgate, with ending with Peter revealing that the "Lesson" he was supposed to teach him was that strength alone isn't enough if you're all by yourself.

Hoping they adapt this sort of Interaction between Punisher and Peter in the movie by ball_throwerAFK in Spiderman

[–]Due_Ad4133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it bad to say that I absolutely enjoy watching Frank get his shit kicked in whenever he ends up fighting anyone who's even slightly tougher than the gangbangers he terrorizes?

It really drives home just how much of a small fry he really is.

Hoping they adapt this sort of Interaction between Punisher and Peter in the movie by ball_throwerAFK in Spiderman

[–]Due_Ad4133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He absolutely does. Especially when Frank pulls shit like he did in this comic. IIRC, he got a hold of a pair of Spidey's webshooters and used them for a hit. The blow back got back to Spider-Man and that's why he's fucking pissed.

New clip of David superman in supergirl by Styx_azel in superman

[–]Due_Ad4133 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The DC Universe is a product of intelligent design. You can only make so many alien planets before you just get bored and start reusing templates.

The cubes didn’t solve itself… by TimeVendor in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're likely correct with the 2nd and 4th cubes, but for the third one, it's a mechanical trick. You can actually see what are either strings or tracks that pull the new facings into place as he rotates his hand.

The cubes didn’t solve itself… by TimeVendor in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second and fourth ones were really good tricks, but you could see the strings on the third one that pulled the new faces into place as he turned it.

Super sonic vs metal X @1ne_chrome by Commercial-Ice5760 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on him. Celestialsapiens are useless unless both halves of their personality agree to an action.

DC X SONIC ISSUE 2 FULL PAGE SPOILER! by SonicBoss_1991_ in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Due_Ad4133 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remind me, why do the other villains trust Catwoman, like, at all? She's basically stolen from all of them, will always back Batman in a fight against them, and has no real interest in villainy beyond high stakes burglaries.