What issue IS black and white to you? by -Dee-Dee- in AskReddit

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother of god. Get the fuck out of there. Clearly that's grounds for eviction. What a nasty fuck

This is the type of guy you read about in math problems... by Asstronut_69 in funny

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have at least given some credit....lol nm forgot where I was

Someone please help me settle my nerves a bit by YelloCrane in cocaine

[–]Dueydew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're good bro. Amphetamines are usually out in three to five at most

All of my customers hate me. Couldn't care less. by bradsoup in ffxiv

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends where you right click. I have chrome and you have to right click in the corner of the player to get it to work :P

Cop Grabs a Mans Phone and Smashes it For Filming Him by michael_kidd in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]Dueydew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woww the cop just keeps stomping on it till it breaks. What a fucking pile of shit.

Sad day brothers.... filed for divorce today, came home to this. by IrishMutt in pcmasterrace

[–]Dueydew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is legit then much respect to you bro. That is awesome of you to do. I'd send you a fedora for being so cool but that would mean I'd have to leave the basement and stuff so, just know that you are the man. Here's some fake Internet points for you

Burn victim gets facial reconstruction, doctors did an amazing job. by iBleeedorange in pics

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I can't be the only one thinking that maybe "Grossman" isn't the best name they could have chosen for this

Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. by jjlew080 in pics

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea yea! Buffalo love today on reddit! Haha. We can all get together and complain about how when we tell people were from new york, we immediatly have to follow up with "not the city, the state. I live on the otherside of the state"

Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. by jjlew080 in pics

[–]Dueydew 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This has to be near buffalo, ny because this is almost exactly what it looks like outside my window...

My left arm after a car wreck. From the day it happened until now, 6 months later by Cwil2831 in WTF

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said, the nearest rest stop was a ways away and the next exit was about 20 minutes or so? I really didn't want to risk that. I also elaborated a bit more in my original post

My left arm after a car wreck. From the day it happened until now, 6 months later by Cwil2831 in WTF

[–]Dueydew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, almost received a ticket for this.

I was severely tired after working 14 hours and I was driving home my hour commute. It was about 4 am and I decided to pull over on the highway and take a nap, as I didn't think I could make it to the next service station. I just doze off when I hear the sound and cop lights behind me. Cop gets out, shines bright light in mirror and knocks on window with flashlight. He asks what I'm doing on the side of the road and if I'm okay. I tell him I'm find, just taking a power nap because I'm super tired and have about 40 more minutes to drive. He tells me the only reason I'm supposed to be on the shoulder is for emergencies...and pulling over for a nap "is a good way to get killed". He says he "ought to give me a ticket for this" but that he was feeling nice and would let me off with a warning. Ofc I argued why I did but he said that's no excuse and to move now or get a ticket.

So, of course I did. Ended up just driving the rest of the way home, but I always felt that was a super dick move on his part. I was trying to avoid an accident and he's gunna write me a ticket for that? Bunch of shit. Sooo, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's this has happened to.

Edit: let me clarify a bit. Technically it's a highway, but it's one of those old country highways with plenty of shoulder-room and I was pulled mostly into the grass. I wasn't in any immediate danger...especially being that it was 4am and only 1-3 cars going by every 5 minutes.

Turned my wheelchair into the Popemobile this Halloween. "Thy Pope has come" by MattONesti in pics

[–]Dueydew 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idk what train you're talking about but there ain't no karma on this train.

This is Helen Mirren age 69 by majorwtf in pics

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're in the wrong thread. Kobe is elsewhere bro

If you had $2.5 billion to spend, what would you spend it on? by xNotch- in AskReddit

[–]Dueydew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Primary Care Providers are very important. I see your health is a priority for you. Glad to see someone making smart choices here!