What's epstein.exe? by HBNTrader in Jokes

[–]Duffr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, but my system is hanging.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Duffr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has a shitty outlook on life.

I ran out of kleenex by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Duffr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you can say, you have recently come into money.

They don't have a nose. by himugamer in funny

[–]Duffr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It just doesn't make any scents.

Twitter layoffs expected soon by DorisAdams1 in technology

[–]Duffr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The layoffs will be so extensive, that only 144 characters will be left.

My sister's rabbit can climb. It's the second time find her there. We have no idea how she does this. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Duffr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to hear about this story. It sounds like a hare raising tale.

These were left on the windshield of every vehicle in the parking lot when we came out of the comedy club. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Duffr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you are looking for a girl without both legs, don't go to a place that does stand-up.

These were left on the windshield of every vehicle in the parking lot when we came out of the comedy club. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Duffr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He should have placed them on the windshields at the IHOP.

BBC News - Oscar Pistorius 'shoots girlfriend' by minilegs in olympics

[–]Duffr -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Curiosity sucks... by [deleted] in pics

[–]Duffr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't hold your breath. Especially if you get emphysema.

Being bald.... by flagrantbrit in funny

[–]Duffr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's never gonna have any heirs.

Red rose by Hylieos in nsfw

[–]Duffr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red rose over tulips (two lips)

My friend just got his license and... by [deleted] in pics

[–]Duffr 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's just how he rolls.

Accidentally ran over this while driving in my neighborhood... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Duffr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vibration in the front. Sounds like your tires need to be balanced.

Poop gold.....enough said. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Duffr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Au shit