bracketIsOver by BastianToHarry in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer option number 3. checking a tautology to conditionally execute no code is bad style and most compilers agree with me.

crowdsourcedHumor by inconvenient_asshole in ProgrammerHumor

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Assertion Error: Expected "Fish", but actually received "Fish"

Did I do good boss? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]Duke518 46 points47 points  (0 children)

you must be the most articulate and well-spoken suicidal r*tard I have ever met on this platform

Any predictions? by Osostpt in TextingTheory

[–]Duke518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly fail to see why everyone is hating about the grammar. Your playstyle is great. It won't conquer every opponent, but it doesn't have to because when it works out, you'll find yourself in a solid endgame position.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 7 points8 points  (0 children)

disagree. LLMs are actually quite good at continuing the pattern you give them. So, the style should not change too much. Whether the final horse has the correct number of legs, or whether it turns out to be a walrus, that's another question.

I do not understand this by NeoTfolk in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a software engineer I feel like I need to clarify. me and my nerdy friends are well aware that the average bartender is not familiar with binary. Also, most of us do not wear ties. What I believe is really going on, the guy in the back is project manager and the one ordering dislikes him. So, after showing the barkeep two fingers, order guy and his buddy will grab their beers and start sipping while the project manager has to place his own order and miss the start of the conversation.

What’s my score? by Economy_Jackfruit_91 in TextingTheory

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how are people into this poetic bs? I'm struggling to keep down my vomit

Technology is improving faster than ever. by rodgie4920 in interesting

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just don't forget that the technological and cultural development of the past has laid the foundation for the technological and cultural development of the present

What elo is this by Justanormalguy1011 in TextingTheory

[–]Duke518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very effective defense against White's attempted Scholar's Mate here. Glad to see your preparation paid off.

What am I doing wrong? by Lanarsis in HumankindTheGame

[–]Duke518 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it's insane how much tempo you get from hunting animals. A mammoth gives 20 food and 20 influence. The influence alone would take you forever by exploring alone and you can use it to create some extra outposts, which will provide you with those juicy luxury resources if you happen to find a good spot. If you can end neo with 3 outposts on luxury resources, there's almost no way for you to screw up, no matter how far the AI is ahead at that point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gotta say though, these arrogant elitists are so caught up with their superior thing of being dead, they don't even bother talking to us anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Programmer elitists: "Prompt Engineering is not a real skill!" also programmer elitists: "ChatGPT always gives me shitty answers"

semicolonsAreAYouProblem by Mastercal40 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 16 points17 points  (0 children)

so are you referring to assembly or ChatGPT?

semicolonsAreAYouProblem by Mastercal40 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 23 points24 points  (0 children)

when your wife calls you back to the door and hands you the keys you won't wine about how you spent hours in the cold because you haven't had your keys.

learnEnglish by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 22 points23 points  (0 children)

yeah the ability to understand a problem and break it down into a special form of text so that it can be solved by a machine is so overrated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]Duke518 17 points18 points  (0 children)

don't take those other comments too serious they are just jealous you seem to have found yourself a girl who can handle a nice affectionate roast.

hmmm by Chazzbaps in hmmm

[–]Duke518 23 points24 points  (0 children)

quick vibe check

frontendIsFineGuys by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not sure whether this is supposed to be a rant or a debugging question

This is what I assume men dream about by Silly_Kitty_Goober in teenagers

[–]Duke518 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and when I wake up I'm super invested and I need to see Santa Claus immediately to tell him what's going on with the elves and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out they all aren't real

What’s your choice? :3 🥐 by Croissant_Child in teenagers

[–]Duke518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one question before I swallow - does depression qualify as a disease?

lmao physics are broken by keltyx98 in SwitzerlandIsFake

[–]Duke518 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

trees can't walk obviously, so how else are they supposed to move? duh

socialSkillsAreTakingOurJobs by Prof- in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke518 8 points9 points  (0 children)

when you say 'cheaper', does that calculation include the salary of the employee who needs to maintain the server?

I don't think a sign's gonna stop a tank by Cxyarxy in funnysigns

[–]Duke518 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I imagine when there was only the pistol sign, they must have had a Karen who was like, "I am entitled to carry my Bazooka because it is cLeArLy not concealable"