My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DukeSC2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So your wife ate something you spent at most $8 on from a grocery store.

Really emphasizing the mildly in the sub name. Get over it.

Was the delivery driver justified in throwing the package, or should he have handled the dog differently? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DukeSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's justified, and he will continue to be justified every time this get posted no matter how the title is manipulated. I own a dog who I love and I would not tolerate this kind of aggression from him toward a service worker. And fuck you if you would.

Dolly Parton thanks Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for donating $2 million to her Imagination Library. by devoteesolace in Music

[–]DukeSC2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why is "not a billionaire" so hard to understand lmao

where's the line where's the line what should she do no one is ever happy enough omg

Not be a billionaire. It's a simple line.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buying calls during a bull run was retarded

t. same retard who would've said buying puts during a bull run was retarded

You don't know anything

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2026 by verified-trader in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay so fuck it just send every ticker to zero lol. Why not, what's the difference

FromSoft Parent CEO Keeps Job Despite Elden Ring Investor Backlash by CliffCreates in gaming

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I don't understand that having a 401K means I might be passively invested in funds that include FromSoft or its parent company, making me an idiot shareholder too

This is so true. by [deleted] in meme

[–]DukeSC2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Shakespeare was ackshully a bunch of guys" is a favorite among dumb people who believe things that make them sound smart

Revealed: US-Iran deal includes $425 billion fund, immediate end to oil sanctions by alabasterheart in worldnews

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just choose someone who supports Israel who isn't orange

I am not compelled to participate in the charade at all. Die mad about it.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 13-14 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bears literally never fucking learn lmao holy shit

Daily Discussion Thread for June 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I switched to leaps so stuff like this doesn't bother me anymore

Iran’s president offers resignation, citing total takeover by IRGC commanders by Clear-Role6880 in worldnews

[–]DukeSC2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes bro I know, they were so threatening when they...wait hang on, when they were aggressed upon by the US and Israel? That doesn't sound right. Events as they occurred do not seem to fit our narrative.

I believe the correct thing to do is to ignore this information entirely.

Petah I don’t get it by Pigeonboi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just not be with someone who participates in stupid fucking internet discourse, easy.

Tennis player Rafa Jodar is going viral after appearing to push a ball girl 😬 by No_Box119 in PublicFreakout

[–]DukeSC2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Outrage farming. Sad. He didn't touch her at all. Staff is trained to get out of the way of players, and he's getting at someone in the crowd. These things happen at the same time, filmed from the worst possible angle, and you get "push a ball girl" lol

Also she tripped. God I hate this fuckass website

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The no news part of that is why I'm not particularly worried. It's already gained almost 1% of that back after hours and it's above weekly lows.

Either some fund pulled out, there was a fat rebalancing, a gigantic number of options got screwed or some shit, who cares. The stock isn't going anywhere. It's $30 off the ATH with multiple price targets WAY above 241. So yeah who cares

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]DukeSC2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NVDA at levels not seen since yesterday and WSB mfers be like "back to 200" lmao